Cartoon: FRANKENWEENIE (Frankenweenie)



As a rule, a scientific experiment - it is many repetitions. A negative result is too result!
№ 229918   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 17:17
- Where I come from, everyone is scientist. Even my plumber won the Nobel prize. Your country does not make enough scientists. And they always required more. You should be a scientist, Victor.
- Nobody likes scientists.
- They like what science gives them but not the questions, no. Not the questions that science.
№ 214166   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 16:32
I can't afford to have a teacher endangers our children.
- This man is a menace!
- She's right! He's a nut!
- Have you looked at the book they're using?
Pluto, you see, not too good to be called a planet. When I was a kid, Pluto was considered a real planet. This guy comes along and rewrites the rules!
Actually, the tutorial was not written by him.
- Mr. mayor. Edward Frankenstein. Your neighbor, you know. I would like to say that our son Victor is just crazy about the new teacher. Considers it great.
My Cynthia has been asking a lot of suspicious questions about what I had not even heard.
And maybe we should give the man a chance to explain?
Yes. Please come up, Mr. Menace.
- Ladies, gentlemen. In my opinion, the confusion here is that you are all very ignorant. Is that right word, "ignorant"? I meant "stupid", "primitive", "dark". You do not understand science and are afraid of it. Like a dog afraid of thunder or balloons. For you, science is magic and witchcraft because you have a small limited minds. In your head, nothing will fit, but the heads of your children - is another matter. I can take them and crack them open. That's what I'm trying to do: to get at their brains!
Oh, God.
- Thank you.
№ 214165   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 16:32
- Edgar, what are you doing here?
I know.
What?
I know.
- You know what?
You know.
- No.
I think I know you know that I know.
Look, I don't know what you know I know, but I do not know.
№ 214164   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 16:32
- My name is Mr. Riccucci. I will be teaching you science. Apparently, Mr. Holcomb was an accident.
- He was struck by lightning!
Well, it's bad. But it didn't "hit" by lightning. Lightning does not strike the person as a baseball bat or a fist. Lightning is just electricity. The cloud is angry. Yes. There's a storm coming. Every electron States: "I'm leaving you!" "In the land of opportunity!" The ground says: "Yes, we need electrons trained in science just like you!" "Come here. Welcome!" And both sides start to build a ladder. And then the person goes to look at the storm. He does not see the invisible stairs. And when the two ladders meet... Kaboom!!! Their way together and all of the electrons rushed to the coveted Land. And this man stood in their way!
№ 214163   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 16:32
He's not weird, he just lives in his own world...
№ 138021   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 18:29
- You can not lose those who truly love, they remain forever in your heart...
I don't need a heart I need for real!
№ 138020   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 18:29