Cartoon: How to train your Dragon (How to Train Your Dragon). Page 1



The chances of survival are catastrophically close to zero!
The chances of survival are catastrophically close to zero!
№ 422106   Added MegaMozg 06-07-2021 / 02:03
[Astrid and the Bully knock out Snotlout and the Bully]
[Astrid and the Bully knock out Snotlout and the Bully]
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- Fishlegs, enough!
- Fishlegs, enough!
№ 422104   Added MegaMozg 06-07-2021 / 01:57
Today we are working as a team. So a wet dragon cannot spit fire. The nightmare of the Fasteners is cleverly designed: one head exhales gas, the other sets it on fire. Your task is not to confuse.
Today we are working as a team. So a wet dragon cannot spit...
№ 422103   Added MegaMozg 06-07-2021 / 01:54
Bez-zu-bik, I brought you breakfast, I hope you're hungry? So, what a, we have salmon, Icelandic cod and smoked eel here.
No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no, stop, no, so no. Yeah, I don't really like eels either.
Bez-zu-bik, I brought you breakfast, I hope youre hungry?...
№ 422102   Added MegaMozg 06-07-2021 / 01:51
Always aim for wings and tails. If he cannot fly, he will not be saved. A downed dragon is a dead dragon.
Always aim for wings and tails. If he cannot fly, he will...
№ 421959   Added MegaMozg 05-07-2021 / 18:42
Wow, I'm angry, how angry I am, I will avenge your beautiful hand, and your leg too, I will knock off all dragons' paws with this ... head.
Wow, Im angry, how angry I am, I will avenge your...
№ 421958   Added MegaMozg 05-07-2021 / 18:39
No, well, you can be stunned, your hand is inside the dragon, if you could control it, you would kill this creature from the inside, crush its heart, there, or something else.
No, well, you can be stunned, your hand is inside the...
№ 421957   Added MegaMozg 05-07-2021 / 18:36
Is this all a joke for you or what? Soon we will fight instead of our fathers. Choose which side you are on!
Is this all a joke for you or what? Soon we will fight...
№ 421944   Added MegaMozg 05-07-2021 / 17:57
No, baby, I'll deal with him.
[Oblique throws mace]
Yes, the sun is right in my eyes, Astrid, well, to extinguish it, I could, only now there is no time.
No, baby, Ill deal with him.
[Oblique throws mace]
Yes,...
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- Spit, so how do you get to the Night Fury?
- There is no one to tell, no one survived, so, go there!
- Yes I know, I know, but hypothetically...
- Spit, so how do you get to the Night Fury?
- There is no...
№ 421941   Added MegaMozg 05-07-2021 / 17:48
- The blind spot - yes, the deaf - is, well, unlikely.
- The blind spot - yes, the deaf - is, well, unlikely.
№ 421939   Added MegaMozg 05-07-2021 / 17:42
Today we are learning to attack. The coil is fast and agile, you should be faster and more agile.
Today we are learning to attack. The coil is fast and...
№ 421938   Added MegaMozg 05-07-2021 / 17:39
Night fury. The speed is unknown. The size is unknown. An evil spawn of lightning and death itself, do not mess with this dragon, if you want to survive, hide and pray not to be found.
Quote Explanation: Hiccup is reading the Draconic Textbook.
Night fury. The speed is unknown. The size is unknown. An...
№ 421937   Added MegaMozg 05-07-2021 / 17:36
- Read together?
- I've read it.
- Ah, so it's all me, okay, then see you... tomorrow.
- Read together?
- Ive read it.
- Ah, so its all me,...
№ 421846   Added MegaMozg 05-07-2021 / 13:03