Cartoon: How to train your Dragon (How to Train Your Dragon). Page 1
The chances of survival are catastrophically close to zero!
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MegaMozg 06-07-2021 / 02:03
[Astrid and the Bully knock out Snotlout and the Bully]
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MegaMozg 06-07-2021 / 02:00
- Fishlegs, enough!
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MegaMozg 06-07-2021 / 01:57
Today we are working as a team. So a wet dragon cannot spit fire. The nightmare of the Fasteners is cleverly designed: one head exhales gas, the other sets it on fire. Your task is not to confuse.
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MegaMozg 06-07-2021 / 01:54
Bez-zu-bik, I brought you breakfast, I hope you're hungry? So, what a, we have salmon, Icelandic cod and smoked eel here.
No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no, stop, no, so no. Yeah, I don't really like eels either.
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MegaMozg 06-07-2021 / 01:51
Always aim for wings and tails. If he cannot fly, he will not be saved. A downed dragon is a dead dragon.
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MegaMozg 05-07-2021 / 18:42
Wow, I'm angry, how angry I am, I will avenge your beautiful hand, and your leg too, I will knock off all dragons' paws with this ... head.
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MegaMozg 05-07-2021 / 18:39
No, well, you can be stunned, your hand is inside the dragon, if you could control it, you would kill this creature from the inside, crush its heart, there, or something else.
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MegaMozg 05-07-2021 / 18:36
Is this all a joke for you or what? Soon we will fight instead of our fathers. Choose which side you are on!
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MegaMozg 05-07-2021 / 17:57
No, baby, I'll deal with him.
[Oblique throws mace]
Yes, the sun is right in my eyes, Astrid, well, to extinguish it, I could, only now there is no time.
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MegaMozg 05-07-2021 / 17:54
- Spit, so how do you get to the Night Fury?
- There is no one to tell, no one survived, so, go there!
- Yes I know, I know, but hypothetically...
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MegaMozg 05-07-2021 / 17:48
- The blind spot - yes, the deaf - is, well, unlikely.
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MegaMozg 05-07-2021 / 17:42
Today we are learning to attack. The coil is fast and agile, you should be faster and more agile.
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MegaMozg 05-07-2021 / 17:39
Night fury. The speed is unknown. The size is unknown. An evil spawn of lightning and death itself, do not mess with this dragon, if you want to survive, hide and pray not to be found.
Quote Explanation: Hiccup is reading the Draconic Textbook.
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MegaMozg 05-07-2021 / 17:36
- Read together?
- I've read it.
- Ah, so it's all me, okay, then see you... tomorrow.
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MegaMozg 05-07-2021 / 13:03