Quotes from cartoons. Page 582

[To himself, admiringly]: I'm not fat... I just Have a different way...

- You ruined our party and disgraced our family! I'll kill you!
- Move Over, Lisa! Your hands are weak!

- Homer, why aren't you at work?
Chef said that if I come late again and you're fired... don't want to risk it.

- Do you have a plan, Mr. Fix?
Do I have a plan? If I have a plan? Yes, I have three plan!

- Britney, you have a phobia or do you just think that thinking is too painful?

- How many fingers?
Can you show one.

Hurray, hurray, hurray,
Forward, forward, forward.
No matter who wins.
Anyway, he is going to die someday.

- You're not going to behave like a fucking Daisy?
- How perfect...

- How the guy celebrates anniversary, you can understand how much he needs you!
- Well... I always asked cutting off the ear.

Congratulations, you must really worked hard to so quickly become such a jerk.

These chants so much! As if I every five minutes, beat over the head with a sack of nickels.

Shallow graves for shallow people.

- Breakfast?
Thanks, but I prefer not to have Breakfast in the afternoon, and then the whole dinner down the drain...

I guess I need to go and calm her down... She's still my sister... Oh, look, rolls!