Author of quotes: Ilya Ilf. Page 2
Why he married her, don't understand. She is so ugly that the street turn around. So he turned around. Thinks, what the hell? He came closer, but it was too late.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 17:51
It is very easy to write: "a Ray of sunshine ever entered his closet". No one is stolen and at the same time not his own.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 12:23
Writing poetry, like selects the honorary Presidium. Be sure to mention the entire composition.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 12:23
There is always a man who desperately wants to speak last.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 12:23
A person who is not exhausted in mental exercises.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 12:23
Funny phrase should be nurtured, cherished, tenderly stroking the subject.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 00:02
He is not a chess player who lost the game, does not claim that he had a winning position.
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MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 10:00
The dog is so loyal that just don't believe that people deserve such love.
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MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 09:59
Actors don't like it when they are killed in the second act chetyrehstennoy plays.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:34
To live on this planet is a waste of time!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 12:03
The country nepuganyh idiots. It's time to scare.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 15:04
Why, when the editor praises, then anybody around there, and when mumbles that good, what it is necessary to modify, the terms of the crowd and even beloved is the same.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:55
If the reader does not know the writer, then blame the writer, not the reader.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:55
All talented write different, all incompetent - in the same way.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 11:52
Got drunk so that could create a variety of small miracles.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 08:07
