Author of quotes: Ilya Ilf. Page 1

I need a patron with Breasts full of milk and honey.

Each person is noble only in their environment.

Yesterday the elephants - watched the film "End of stop".

American cinema, as the great school of prostitution. American girl learns from pictures, how to look at the man, how to breathe, how to kiss, and all the samples give the best and elegant bitch of the country. If bitches is rude, you can substitute another word.

- There is no God!
And cheese there is? sadly the teacher asked.

Lucky dog walking along the edge of the planet in the pursuit of happiness, which is not the solar system has to offer.

Need to spoil the fun. <...> It is impossible to live so well.

Even a single pedestrian crushed car, still unsatisfied somehow motorists.

As we write together? Here's how we write together: "there was a summer (winter) day (evening) when a young (no longer young) people (the second girl) in light (dark), brown Fedora (hat) passed (passed) for noisy (quiet) Myasnitskaya street (Bolshaya Ordynka)". Still you can negotiate.

There are things that cannot be changed. The boots can be removed, but you can't teach people how to laugh in Russian, if he saw no Russian, did not live with them - it's hopeless.

Wine takes time and the ability to talk. Therefore, the Americans drink whiskey.

Curiosity was more than food for him.

Sad Negro choirs.
"Aren't you ashamed to beat his wife on Sunday, when Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday.
How dare you drink vodka on a Sunday, when Monday, Tuesday...
Shame on you..."

In science fiction novels most importantly it was the radio. It was expected the happiness of mankind. Here the radio is there but there is no happiness.