Author of quotes: Semn Violas

Nothing makes us so honest as someone else's crime!

If you woke up after a heavy drunk, first touch the face. Making sure that your face can it wash, to shave, to eat and drink. If when the feeling of a person on vague mate, you will understand that it is not your face - it is bad.

It's like a cat with a dog. While cat sitting, dog lethargic. Cat pulled the dog behind her! Hair on end, eyes interest! Nature! The sex begins with a bustle.

Invited to a restaurant, and you have nothing to go! Supposedly bought new clips, and it's no dress, no purse, no shoes, no coat! Buy. While in the body love, they do not huddle. And then count how many you've spent, and wish to give to someone!

Until someone will run first, other risks not feel.

Guys, listen to the victim. If you love her, she does not buy! That is, it is no one but you do not need. If you want to get rid of - another conversation!

Fly Aeroflot! And what else? Then there is no choice. That's why at airports, seeing all the kissing and crying.

Knowledge is power! Lies! Knowledge is trouble! While not know how to live, and live normally! Fear - it is force! When I'm afraid - you believe it all. But without faith where?

If the left hand to hold one end of the bare wire, and right for the other end of the bare wire, you'll understand what lights up the bulb!

If you opened the door, a naked woman screamed - or your wife, or, excuse me, here's you man!

If you found someone else's wallet, it is usually empty. And if you lost your most likely full.

If you went the wife, and you do not feel sorrow, wait, the wife will return, and with it sadness.

Idiots are people who see the world differently than I do!

In one ear came in, and the other did not. People a little crazy is not gone!