Author of quotes: Maxim Zvonarev

In underdeveloped societies, power, money, and women evoke the greatest passions; in the developed - money, power and crossword puzzles.

Talking to a politician about an election is like talking to a horse about a race.

Academic Council: the Corporation as it takes over the functions of the Inquisition of attestation of scientific employees. Like the Inquisition, avoiding the shedding of blood. All the other traditions of the inquisitorial process is also carefully preserved.

You say, every schoolboy knows that? If I knew what every schoolboy knows, I might be able to teach academics.

The owls fall to two in the morning and sleep until noon. "Larks" fall at ten, rise at six in the morning and sleep until noon.

Football commentator: a person who is professionally bothers to watch football.