Author of quotes: Nicholas Cartosia. Page 4



Long before I started insulting people on telegram, I was doing it on television. Lobkov, Pivovarov, Gordeeva, me - we were masters of the penetrating lyre. Owners of a stunning golden strap-on. When they needed to crucify some nit on the air, they called us.
№ 462080   Added Viker 05-02-2024 / 15:00
They asked: what is the meaning of creativity? Well, there are two options: either talk to God, or fuck off in front of the girls.
№ 457530   Added Viker 31-10-2023 / 11:46
It’s as if you can’t chew a blue-winged pigeon sous vide.
№ 457529   Added Viker 31-10-2023 / 11:46
The success of a producer is, of course, not only golden grills and a two-story Maybach with Yerevan license plates, it is also a clay whistle that fate inserts into your ass at the most inopportune moment.
№ 457528   Added Viker 31-10-2023 / 11:46
The presenter, relying only on the TV, is Firs, who has forgotten himself on the chipped Chekhov veranda.
№ 457526   Added Viker 31-10-2023 / 11:46
Your expert opinion: “this is shit”, “this is for rednecks”, “I don’t watch such *** nudes” - we turned to the *** Kenyan giraffe.
№ 457524   Added Viker 31-10-2023 / 11:45
We are a deepfake that wanders in an endless void, trying to stick our deepfake to someone.
№ 457523   Added Viker 31-10-2023 / 11:45
I like to pull the Old Testament eye on the ass of offenders.
№ 457522   Added Viker 31-10-2023 / 11:45
In the wild Russian information business, it is believed that the idea belongs to the one who convinced as many people as possible that it was his idea. Such elegant gypsy minimalism.
№ 457521   Added Viker 31-10-2023 / 11:45
The truth is that online cinemas are not the preserve of elite viewers, for whom television is just the dust of bourgeois everyday life. An online cinema is still the same TV, only for relocant TV viewers who have gone online through Upper Lars.
№ 457520   Added MegaMozg 31-10-2023 / 11:45
In Russia, you either produce or they produce you.
№ 457519   Added Viker 31-10-2023 / 11:44