producers [Theme]

I'm a producer from the classic era, when they believed that ass was the way out, not the way in.

Long before I started insulting people on telegram, I was doing it on television. Lobkov, Pivovarov, Gordeeva, me - we were masters of the penetrating lyre. Owners of a stunning golden strap-on. When they needed to crucify some nit on the air, they called us.

The success of a producer is, of course, not only golden grills and a two-story Maybach with Yerevan license plates, it is also a clay whistle that fate inserts into your ass at the most inopportune moment.

In Russia, you either produce or they produce you.

The heroes of plays and films are our roles in life. Screenwriter, playwright, director, producer - only one God.