Author of quotes: Kurt Tucholsky

Directly hard to believe as well, you can do without the inventions of 2500 years!

To the quality always pay attention. For example, the tomb should be enough for a lifetime.

Experience doesn't mean one thing. Can thirty-five years to do the same thing, and doing it badly.

When in the morning go
You to work
And on their shoulders bear
Your care
Around you from year to year
Circling the human whirlpool
Afraid to stop.
And everywhere the persons face.
A quick glance, the line of the mouth,
Eyebrows, eyelashes, eyelids.
What was it? Your dream?..
No, it is gone forever.
<...>
Suddenly someone eye wink,
Soul rises, will sing.
Found?.. No, it's...
Scattered... Raced...
The line of his mouth... a Short look...
Eyebrows, eyelashes, eyelids...
Time can not turn back.
Went out and was gone forever.

He is a good man, with whom you can have a good quiet.

The reader is well - he can choose of the writer.

The Church blesses what is unable to prevent.

Humans have two legs and two beliefs. First on the case when his case is good; the second to the case when it's bad. It is called religion.

A satirist is a hurt idealist.

After staying a week in Paris, I could not be better understood France; lived in it for three years - do not understand it.

The advantage of educated people is that they can always pretend to be fools. Here on the contrary... it is more complicated.

He knows nothing about women: the ladies of the society offers a money whore devotes to poetry. And most surprising, is always a success.

Long-term relationship with a woman is possible only if together you can laugh in the theater. If you can be silent together. If you can be sad together. Otherwise, everything goes to hell.