Author of quotes: Yon Kolfer



Seven hours to save the world?! But perhaps in such cases the law is not necessary for all 24 hours?
№ 338338   Added MegaMozg 16-08-2018 / 08:03
Sometimes Spiro missed the times when the employee is too annoying you can just throw out of the window, and that solved the problem. Today, while flying to the ground, had time to call my lawyer.
№ 338336   Added MegaMozg 16-08-2018 / 07:02
Insults only if forced to bleed if you allow them to penetrate his heart.
№ 324569   Added MegaMozg 28-04-2018 / 19:04
All your confidence comes from ignorance - is instructive lifted a finger centaur. - If you feel confident then you don't know something.
№ 209718   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 12:30
- What is this? asked Alfie, pointing at a grey spot on the headrest of the seat.
- Never mind, - as if indifferently responded Zherebkin and shuffled a hoof. - Brains, I guess. During the last trip depressurization. But the crack is already patched. The policeman survived. With the intellect he now has no matter, and feeding him only liquid food, but the main fact still alive.
№ 173764   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 17:01
Excellent - smiled to himself nobody knows - in whatever dimension you were in, there will always be an egotistical male, who can not wait to conquer the world.
№ 173763   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 17:01
It's all over, Mulch. Now you can't escape. So get ready to sky in the box and friends striped.
№ 158607   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 17:01
Are you nuts?! The corps is my life. If it wasn't, I invented it.
№ 158605   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 17:01
Don't think about what's ahead of you - told yourself Alfie. - Don't think about hot magma flow that's going to engulf this fragile boat. Don't think about flying to the surface when the force in the two Mach will turn you inside out. And of course, don't think about murderous Troll, ready to wrap your insides in the teeth. It is not necessary.
№ 151575   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 10:30
- In the criminal world, it was rumored that you were dead!
Yes I died, but I feel better already.
№ 151518   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 10:26
- I would, for example, buried me in the ground alive.
- Alive? - horrified Reaction. - Yes you that! You're probably going to yell and kick. And then I a week will be nightmares.
I promise to lie still. By the way, I deserved such a horrible death. Because I called you a couple of pumped single-celled CRO-magnon.
№ 150156   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 09:08
Some so hated the animals that were vegetarians.
№ 150155   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 09:08
The pen is always mightier than the program of editing texts.
№ 103362   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 08:43
The threat of litigation propels the witnesses as effectively as shelling.
№ 103361   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 08:43
Circumstances tend to change.
№ 99797   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 02:58