Author of quotes: Walter Moers

They say life is short.
Don't know, it depends. One short, another long, third right, middle, mate.
I was still thirteen and a half.

The fresh sea breeze brought a faint familiar scent. It was the smell of a distant conflagration, with a slight admixture of cinnamon. And so as we already know - you can just smell the adventure.

Walcote Smack, as usual, sat in the recliner and was engaged in business. Assistants, assistants, assistants and assistants of assistants those assistants, namely a cave-Troll, a few dozen headcheese, and other subjects hovered around him like a swarm of flies, slipping letters, papers to sign, newspaper articles and stock reports. I watched from day to day, but tried not to think about what he is doing.

A good lie is akin to a stone wall: if the bricks are neatly and accurately adjusted to each other, it becomes a monolith.

- Doctrine, - shouted Professor Milincic in class in his pulpit, while wypoczywa eyes so that they became the size of tea saucers, - the doctrine - the darkness!
It was the main position of idalski filipesti, the subject studied only in Night school in the Dark mountains.
Professor Milincic said such things often, naturally, to throw us wet behind the ears, confused. In these allegedly meaningless statements and was the basis for the methodology of its teaching: before students come to the conclusion that it's all rubbish and nonsense, they will have to strain the brain and how they should be the same. And that's exactly what the Professor wanted most: we had to learn to think, and, moreover, in all possible directions.

Every bear must have his secrets, the dark spots so to speak, it makes him much more mysterious and significant.

Life is too short to trust it to chance.

Abroad we are always restrained, inter alia because foreign lands are not going to communicate with their own kind.

... Yet the truth is more expensive, so good or bad but this some text, it is also the property of the reading public.

Over time, the shock will be transformed into inspiration. You will feel the need to compete with this perfection.

- Um... well, wow. Where do we go?
- In the basement.
- In the castle have a basement?
"Of course," replied Homunculus. In any haunted castle has a basement.

In your basement there lives a monster?
- In any basement living monster.

Do good things rarely get recognition immediately after writing. The best writers die poor. Poor earn money. It has always been.

- Waxes Of DotA? - I asked. The one who wrote a lot of depressing novels about soul-searching? One character everyone asked himself, a person he or a trembling creature?
- Come on, this is a great literature! - he said Golgo. - Just need to be able to stand her.