Author of quotes: Andrew Gelasimov



- It is very important that the orange man give a woman. It's a tradition. Eve tempted Adam that is orange.
I thought that Apple, ' I said.
Sticky hands and on the lips sweetly. Only in your mouth a little burn.
- Everyone thinks so. But this is a mistake. The word "orange" has two other words - "APEL" and "sin". "APEL" is really "Apple" and "sin" is a sin. If you translate from English. Here goes - "the Apple of sin." So eve gave to Adam it is orange. And no not the Apple.
Quote Explanation: In Russian the word is borrowed from Dutch, where appelsien, as well as in Norwegian apfelsine, German Appelsine and other languages is derivational tracing French pomme de Chine (Sine), which literally means "Apple from China, or Chinese Apple." This name emerged for the reason that the orange was introduced to Europe (France) by the Portuguese from China in 1548.
№ 265296   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 10:34
- Never tell your girl about how you love her.
Who said it? Elena or Lydia Timofeevna? It doesn't matter. As, however, wasn't important then. Does it matter who tells you such things? Again became necessary.
- You know, men think that women should know.
Shouldn't she be?
- Of course not. Debt is not a female word.
- What female?
I do not know. You tell me.
The answer came to mind after a few days.
- It's like a cat.
- In terms of?
- When you sit in the chair, you always want to jump in your lap.
- Actually, this is nice.
But she doesn't, if it is specifically to call.
- So what?
Nothing. This is a feminine word.
- What?
- When you want to get your cat jumped on your lap, but you know what if she should - she's not going. <...> You should be able to do so, she wanted to jump.
- Not bad at all.
But telling her this is impossible.
- Five plus.
№ 265295   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 10:34
Women at a certain stage begin to care only about getting warm. Put on a cross. Too clearly understand that miracles no longer. Men differently. This to the end something imagining. "Lusty" and other innocent excuses. All the time hoping. And who is to blame that you want to live?
№ 265294   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 10:34
Even himina relaxed. Fives is not set, but about deuces ceased to rage. In her class I was sitting in the center of the Typhoon. Within a meter of complete peace and quiet. Outside this circle is a hurricane. The dance of death. Jack the Ripper meets Dracula. Said Antonina Mikhailovna really once went to Hungary. Came back impressed. Transylvania - the works.
№ 265293   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 10:34
Obviously, this was due to the move. Now it is precisely not to remember. It was the fifth or sixth school. Parents for such things should be put in jail. Less will rush from place to place and finally buy that poor bike.
№ 265292   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 10:34
Educated person don't come along every day. Good manners, all that.
№ 265291   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 10:34
Even the count of Monte Cristo. He scratched under ground teaspoon twenty years to get to the surface. Also obsession. To take revenge on someone you wanted. Themselves would so and so without it bent. Could have waited another twenty years, just be patient.
№ 265290   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 10:34
... everyone in your life matters. He could appear only in the lives of certain people, a certain set of people, one of which was you. The one and only.
Like.
And then you start to think - what I deserve? You with them in one solitaire. Lie face down, well even if beautiful, there are ugly, though the guard shout, lie and complement the pattern. You obviously need someone to play solitaire converged. Who? This makes no sense to think - it is important that in the end it all somehow came together there.
№ 265289   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 10:34
In sixteen years much seems ridiculous.
№ 265288   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 10:34
Well osmonali, I said in response after the commotion subsided. Do you know incidentally what the word "shakedown"?
"No," I replied.
"Wow. You look like a Jew".
"What is it?"
"Shakedown" in Hebrew means "eight hours."
"So what? I still don't understand."
"In the eight hours before the prison was searched. Definitely every day."
Quote Explanation: Presumably derived from the Hebrew. שמונה "eight". In the Odessa prison before the revolution, at eight in the morning in the chambers organized a search.
№ 261023   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 20:41
Suffering not bulk. There is what you want, but not in the spatial dimensions. In time, in the air, in look, in the dream, most dream - not only in the number of pages and not in inches.
№ 261022   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 20:41
... the heart has the same rules as chess. Made a move to pereshagivaete impossible. Not even close.
№ 261020   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 20:41
Over the past thirty years, her attack lost the passion with which Japanese pilots was lifted in the air their fighters on the night of the attack on pearl Harbor, however, from time to time I have had the opportunity to feel the wrath of the deity kamikaze lover to memory loss in your Mikado in what is possible and, in General, want to die.
№ 261019   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 20:41
Innuendo will always contain more meaning than what is expressed to the end.
№ 261018   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 20:41
Peter the great had to stay an additional three hundred years, and forge ahead with construction of its "navigation schools", because even in the late twentieth century, and even exchanging fifth decade, someone still suddenly discovers that is on the wrong track. Therefore, the fault of the Navigator that, in General, it is not surprising, as all is usually the fault of the Jews, and the pilot, judging by the end, natural it is.
№ 261017   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 20:41