Author of quotes: Will Rogers
To get a correct idea of its importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore it.
To get a proper idea of his importance, every man must have a dog who will worship him and a cat who will ignore him.
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Viker 13-09-2019 / 08:16
If heaven doesn't have dogs, I want after death to go where they went.
(If heaven has no dogs, I want to go where they went, when I die.)
If there are no dogs in heaven, I want to go where they went when I die.
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Viker 13-09-2019 / 08:15
Money did not become less - just fewer people who they are.
Quote Explanation: About the great depression of the 1930-ies
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MegaMozg 24-05-2017 / 08:44
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
(If you find yourself in a hole, first stop digging.)
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 13:31
There is nothing more stupid than an educated man, if You separate it from the subject in which he was educated.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:50
You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
We can't say that civilization don't advance - in every war people are killed in a new way.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 15:00
Ignorant is the man who does not know what you just learned.
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MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 21:51
Even if You are on the right track You'll get run over if You just sit on the road.
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MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 20:24
Invest in inflation, since only it is growing.
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MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 22:20
The profession of a diplomat is akin to the profession of magician. Both need high pots, and hidden surprises one and all is known to other diplomats and magicians.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 21:11
If you five times don't understand what you are reading, so this was written by a lawyer.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 15:06
The holding company is when you give his good partner until you are wanted by the police.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 08:48
Russia is a country about which whatever you say, it's true, even if it isn't true.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 08:48
Doesn't really matter who you marry - still the next morning you find that this is a completely different person.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 08:48
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
People don't like gossip only in one case: when you gossip about them.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 08:48
