Author of quotes: Mikhail Mikhailovich Zoshchenko. Page 1
We don't know who holds the honor of creating the ancient medicine. At the heart of this ancient science was a bright idea, brilliant idea genius. From the hands of a genius this idea passed into the hands of incompetent, mediocre people. And those in accordance with their abilities brought her to his level, to the extent of quackery. Something comical began to present this idea...
The right idea has been vulgarized to the extent that people understand it was not possible.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:03
No, horses are not fools, they eat oats. Horses are very intelligent animals, because eating is a healthy kids ' dish. In addition, horses love sugar, it also shows that they are not stupid.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:03
Yes, from all chertovskikh failures scattered on each page of the story, most of all, we can hit some, frankly, mad cruelty to his own sub-audience.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:03
Mom sighed and said,
- I have stupid children. To go around the world without knowing the multiplication tables and geography - well it is!
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:03
But laugh at us for three hundred years! Strange, say the little people lived. Some will say they have had money, passports. Some acts of civil status, and square footage of housing area...
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:03
War would be absurd, I think, when the technique reaches an absolute hit.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:03
More who stole the king.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:03
... money, surprisingly, bring people great grief. But as it happens we do not undertake to say. Perhaps this comes from the unfortunate properties of money, and perhaps, on the contrary, from the sad sides of our, in fact, unimportant characters. But, perhaps, one affects the other and how one thing operates mutually.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:03
And stupidity is not a headache that goes from powder.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:03
Don't know about you, dear citizens, I love the night whoring on the streets. I somehow felt free. You can wave your hands. Nobody will push. Once you can happily go.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:03
Love... always has a negative effect on the Outlook of individual citizens. Noticed sometimes whining and different humane feelings. There is the feeling of the people and to fish and a desire to help them. And the heart is kind of sensitive.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:03
Yes, we have to confess, the mean and selfish character, thanks to which we are close access to a cloudless life.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:03
Caius Julius Caesar ordered the troops to decorate the weapons with gold, silver and precious stones. He hoped that the soldiers during the retreat will not drop the weapon. And so it proved.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:03
It is a great misfortune - not to love anyone.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:03
... the author had a deep and even exceptional interest in medicine and even at one time tried to treat its less valuable relatives of different home chemicals - iodine, tar, glycerin, grass, which eaten by dogs with the disease, and mental influences. What is the treatment, I must say, sometimes went quite well and didn't always fatal to one or another careless relative.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 11:56
