Author of quotes: Sergey Tubs



- And maybe this elf and not an elf at all - went Tartak. - I once punched check. If the ears fall off, he's not an elf!
From your shot, Tartak, the ears of anyone off - Aranta grinned. - Thinner work thinner!
№ 363631   Added MegaMozg 09-03-2019 / 08:17
- That's, like, he speaks, and every word in isolation is understandable, but all together impossible to understand. Why? - grimly asked the Targum.
№ 363600   Added MegaMozg 08-03-2019 / 02:46
If there's no food and no clothes, and the honor and the good of the Fatherland will lose loyal fullback - rude remarked Leander. - No one will defend. Best of all, if for such a noble cause, there is some gold in the purse. Believe me, then your heart will more readily responds to such noble calls.
№ 363517   Added MegaMozg 07-03-2019 / 04:46
- You write! he ordered a small nondescript man sitting in the side at a lectern and diligently creaking pen. - I may be some historical phrase to say. Long ago, something I did not say historical. Even before my people uncomfortable.
№ 363302   Added MegaMozg 05-03-2019 / 19:44
Timon shook his head sadly:
- I noticed an unpleasant feature. The closer you are, the worse and more ruthless attitude towards him then when love is faded a bit. Because you're not going to convince me that your sense immortal, because it is perfectly?
№ 363301   Added MegaMozg 05-03-2019 / 19:38
I hope you will invite us to look at how you will teach the mind this boy. By the way, I didn't say that he is a magician outside of the levels. But that won't stop you, right?
Kotlan rapidly paled in the process of speech Hasage. The last news legs failed accident, and he leaned against the wall. Galaga, clearly enjoying the moment, came to him and put a hand on his shoulder.
- Don't worry! The ashes that remain from you will be collected with a silk whisk in the Golden shovel. Of course, you'll be buried with all the honors, which is worthy of the teacher of our Academy, kindly said Galaga.
№ 363300   Added MegaMozg 05-03-2019 / 19:37
- What are you, Mace his took? - puzzled asked Timon.
- Yes, - sadly answered Tartak. - I got out of the house. Look, there she is. So alone, defenseless... - Tartak sniffed and wiped a palm a tear. - I could not just leave her there! 'he said decisively.
№ 363299   Added MegaMozg 05-03-2019 / 19:36
When the hunters left, tan Turon came to me:
Colin, why are you messing with the pulsar?
- I decided to show them that we are strong enough, embarrassed I said. - What?
- It was not necessary to decode itself completely seriously said Tyron, - battle mage should always keep in my sleeve a couple of aces.
Yeah! - I thought. - As they say in Kansas, "if you know how to count to ten, stop in the eight". So?
№ 363267   Added MegaMozg 04-03-2019 / 22:05
- Oh! I've never been! - angrily exhaled Timon.
"Yeah," confirmed Zherest get the three of us sat on a branch!
Quote Explanation: Colin and Giresta was attacked by a werewolf, from which they escaped on the tree.
№ 363126   Added Viker 04-03-2019 / 09:23
... and voila, get your sprats.
№ 362910   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2019 / 17:43
Aranta, squinting, looked at him. Gariel put his hand on the crook of the elbow Aranta, soothing her:
- Ari, the tribes, the trolls are really women do not have the authority. So it happened.
The Troll nodded.
Yes. Although, sometimes my mother without the authority so dad would give me hard time that he skedaddle from it with all haste, and the authority was rushing ahead of him!
№ 362709   Added MegaMozg 28-02-2019 / 06:09
- Amnesia, if I remember correctly...
Is just when you change the memory!
№ 362477   Added MegaMozg 26-02-2019 / 23:09
- Yes, but where does Tutus?
- He tried to insult our guests...
- Is he a jerk?
- You will instantly catch the essence, my Lord.
№ 241198   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 16:09
So, in the face see - fighters! Only the militants thuggish face!
№ 241196   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 16:09
Vadim put his hand his chin and thought. Well, that he had a habit, since University. On the palm, then, was something written, like a crib, and it allows the Kremlin to pry and recall the desired data. However, once palm is sweating. It is very important the exam was. The teacher more shocked considered the ligature patterns on the chin Vadim, before I listen to his answer.
- Ponyatnenko, young man! Finally narrowed lecturer. - Then you hitch left. You then figure forgot to insert. Let me fix it!
And teacher, not a trembling hand, he brought cheekbone Vadik digit "2". Vadim then cost a lot of efforts to rectify the situation. So, ponies on the palm was no more, and the habit remained.
№ 104376   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 09:57