Character: Driss



No pens, no sweets.
Quote Explanation: Paralyzed Philippe and Driss jokes on him.
№ 327304   Added Viker 29-05-2018 / 09:48
Philippe, escorts, escort, escort... it's safer!
- With an escort sometimes safer!
№ 297442   Added MegaMozg 13-08-2017 / 15:12
- What's that?
Is Antonio Vivaldi's "the seasons".
- Ah, it's from "Tom and Jerry"?
№ 232662   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 18:55
For me beauty is not as important as the spiritual connection with man.
The man okay, but if she's a toad? Then you will have a connection with a toad.
№ 232661   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 18:55
- Well, no! It's not funny. No! No! No!
- "Nine!" - do you want to say?
- No, nothing like that.
- Philip evil. A very angry Philip.
- I finally turned into your toy. Well what's funny? You so to Durkee play the game.
- Not do you want to capture some country?
Quote Explanation: Driss did Philip Hitler moustache
№ 227690   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 15:57
- What was that?
- Oh, nothing - a hole in the fuselage. Now none of us can escape.
- So, Philip, if something is wrong - tell me.
- Nice to meet you...
Quote Explanation: Flying on a plane.
№ 191174   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 15:05
- No, I'm [on the car for transportation of disabled people] will not come back... and you too. Th to drag you there like a horse!
- What about this!? [Driss points to a luxury car].
- This does not suit me... I Just have to be pragmatic...
№ 186884   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 12:12
- Well, Phillip. I'm not staying for lunch...
Why?
- You're not alone... it so happened that you have now a date.
Date, what are you talking about!?
Not Psiheya, everything will be fine... only this time you will not escape.
№ 186883   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 12:12
Fifty - three kilos.
Fifty - three years? Normally, if growth does not meter.
№ 175159   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 18:02
- Do you like painting?
- Yes, very. Like Raphael.
And I prefer the other teenage mutant ninja turtles.
№ 175158   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 18:02
The guy was bleeding from his nose and he asks thirty?
Quote Explanation: About the painting: on white background red spray
№ 151224   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 10:10
- And are you familiar with Schubert, Chopin, Berlioz?
- Did I know Berlioz? It is surprising that you are familiar with Berlioz.
- I'm specialist.
- Come on, there is someone you know? Out of the house?
- What do you mean out of the house? No, look, it's now Berlioz - district of Paris, in the 19th century, he was a composer, writer and critic.
№ 133774   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 13:30
- What do you think, I'm so at a speed of 180 ride?
- What to do, damn it?
Oh, really, what to do. Let's think, do not rush! Think, do not rush!... Of course, do not hurry, there is something to think about!
№ 133773   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 13:30
If the music is not dancing - it's not music.
№ 128000   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 18:51
- Tell me Driss, why do you think people are drawn to art?
- Maybe because it is profitable?
- No, it's the only way to leave a mark on the ground.
№ 125923   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 16:15