Character: Philip

In a person, the main thing is not appearance, but entrails.

- Aha! That's who I'm going to hit on the ears now!
- But, just try it! Enter without knocking - fly out without sound!

Before you came would be faster if you bothered to learn dog language, lazy American.

People compromise - a good catch for those who compromise is not.

While I was in hospitals, a lot of thought... you know when to do nothing, only lie and stare at the ceiling, even the newspaper did not raise, then what else to think? We're always an afterthought when you really really have nothing else to do...

When on the street a couple of jerks beating up woman, grown-up men are cowardly side and resent herself: where are the police?

I'm even in the military unit of the ancient hear that but if the enemy was coming, then we're all shoulder to shoulder together... Alas, this is just a beautiful excuse! Not a damn thing will be!

Niroc with admiration looked at the older man.
- You're so smart, Philip! I'm so happy you agreed to come with me.
- I'm just older than you and more know - honestly answered Philip. - That's who's really smart, it's you. Have you ever before had to deal with crows?
Niroc surprised blinked.
"No," he admitted.
- Are you up to today saw at least one crow?
- No.
- Here you see! And yet, you knew how to speak with them. How do you know to offer them a rat in exchange for the right of flight in the daytime?
- I... I don't know. Just thought I'd come up with.
- This is called the mind, okay? Everything else is just experience and knowledge.

For the blind sighted - God himself.

And then the Duke Legerski gave the order to attack the cavalry of the front line - said the soldier.
- Idiot, - said Volodya. Philip and the count of the Gothic looked at him with the same expression.
The Duke was a real soldier, patiently answered Philip. - When he realized that the battle was lost, he personally led a detachment of knights and took him to the last battle.
- Brave idiot - corrected Volodya.

- You've become a bad friend - you never asked, how are we doing with the kit.
Dude, you just dropped me from a height twelve meters and you're still talking about friendship? I trusted you.

It is very hard to escape our mothers. Watch out women, until their death, they are much more dangerous men.

- The king will inevitably hurt the one he loves.
- But, father, I'd never do that!
- You will remember my words, son.

I'm a frozen steak thrown in boiling oil: don't feel anything, but still I feel bad.