Character: Spike (Spike)

- Lavar now has gigantic power. He can lift us all up like a feather into the air and throw us across mountains.
- What else can he do?
- He can give up.

- I clearly said. Just five words. Stay home. I'm coming over tonight.
And, five words. Come out for an evening walk.... bitch.

- I have... cramps. Buffy wanted to help.
- Seizures? In your... pants?
- And what, it happens.

- I never knew you could be so wild.
- I'm not wild!
- Show bite marks?

You know, for dungeons it's great. You brought everything in order.
- I once sucked a designer. Maybe something stuck.

We again got to bed.
The better bed.
- You have a new carpet?
No, it just looks different when you're under it.

- Spike? What are you doing?
- I?.. What does it look like, idiot? I exercise, not noticeable?
- Practicing Nude? In bed?!
- Immortality is not a reason to dismiss yourself. You need to be in shape for hunting!

- It is your duty to kill the Slayer. But what you can do is to follow me around like a lovesick moron.
- I'm in love with you!
- You're in love with pain! Admit it. You love me because you love, when you are beaten.

- I may be dirt, but you seem to like to wallow in it, Istrebitelnitsy. You no one was as good as me.
- You're being rude.
And it made you moan, yeah?

What now? Will continue to walk all over me until you again zasverbilo where you can't scratch?

I knew, knew that the only thing that would be nicer than killing a Slayer is fucking her!

[Buffy jumps up]
- When the -- when the building collapsed?
I do not know. Probably between the first time and...
- Oh... my God...

In the day when you admit what you want would probably be a parade. Sixty-six bloody pipes!

- Wow, some vests made Rarity! Blue for the weather team, green team plants and brown for the animal team! I wonder what the vest to take me?
I'll take blue. It's the same color as my blanket. And, in my opinion, it's calling me, "spike Spa-and-IKE, go, Spa-a-a-at!"