Character: Jake The Dog

If you have everything, then what is the meaning of life?

Make her think it's her idea. So you're going to get from ladies all that you want.

Failure is, like, the first step to success.

He is evil, and, importantly, ugly. And ugly people are desperate. It is necessary to bargain!

Dude! I don't do relationships because I don't want to discuss what we will have for dinner every night! Because when I'm alone I can just sit on the couch and eat whatever I want!
- But, dude, when you have no girls, it's so sad! Don't you get lonely?!
- I have friends.

- Jake, stop it, you're just playing one note!
- One note is enough...

- Do you think she's human or a wild animal?
- We are all wild animals, brother.

- Jake, a horse without a brain.
Yeah, I know. This diagnosis I'll put five minutes ago, among other things.
- Friend, if the brain is not - then it will entice away the music. Everything brainless likes music.

- I have the key! Hand-key!
- Excellent! But I do not see any castles!
- No problem! Arm-lock!

- You always call sweatpants pants Hammer-On-Life, Jake.
- It is, because people need to respect themselves when they go outside.

Dude, sucking at something is the first step to becoming sorta good at something!
Dude, to be something suck is the first step to ensure that something to succeed!

Everyone wants something different! And some want what you don't want more!
Wow, dude, wait. Well this guy wants it... And he wants that... But, dude! What do you want?
- I want to help all those in need! So everyone was happy.
- This is so corny, man! But let's do it.

Finn hugs unconscious the Jitters, and with tears and kisses him.
- What are you doing? - asks the stunned Jake.
- Kiss him! with tears cried Finn. - What else can I do?!

Baby, how good you smell! You bathed in rainbows and cupcakes?