Character: Jake Harper (Jake Harper)



First he forgot about me, and now left you.
- Your dad works hard, so you in no way needed. If he is not with you, so he tries... ... to avoid prison.
- I think he needs to have sex!
- I was joking about going to jail, Jake.
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- How to stop being afraid?
- I drink.
5 Season 1 Series
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- What happened to the poster of Harry Potter?
- I'm not a child, dad.
You don't have to be a child to love Harry Potter...
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Why are they fighting?
They're not fighting, but talking.
- I'm a child of divorce, dad, I can feel the difference!
1 Season 19 Series
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- Uncle Charlie is a genius!
In a sense, Yes. One thing to be smart, the other pretty.
Quote Explanation: Charlie gave his nephew good advice, as like the most beautiful girl in the class.
5 Season 10 Series
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- Patty want?
- I don't eat sugar.
Yeah, me too. Only buns, cakes and biscuits.
5 Season 14 Series
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There's something you want, you can get ahead of the cheeseburger?
- Now?! How can you think about food?
- What are you thinking about when you're hungry?
Quote Explanation: Jake bumped his head, going to the hospital
1 Season 17 Series
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- I think she is very nice.
- Me too. When will she be back?
- So, today is Sunday, so... never.
1 Season 9 Series
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- The clothes look like an idiot.
- You ten. Nobody cares.
1 Season 4 Series
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