Character: Summer Roberts

- How many to go? Three hours?
- If you believe the GPS, three and a half.
Is because someone drags like a lady.
- I'm going 70 in a 65 is only allowed.
- 80 is the new 70.
- Who said that?
- Who overtake nuns in a van? Now I will say... Cohen!
- Help them God, summer. Jesus I can't compete.
- I'm gonna call Holly and see how much they have overtaken us. Incidentally, she is a girl.
Is terribly insulting to your gender?

- Remember when the boys made us watch the movie about the gay guys on the mountain?
- "The Lord Of The Rings"?
Yes.

What happens in the tub stays in the tub.

- I kissed.
- And I kissed.
- I always knew you have great potential!

- Remember our sex?
- I try to forget it.

- If I don't go, I will give...
- Summer!
And if to pour his coffee a laxative? Huh?
- A..
- No, it is better to put a dead frog in his boxers, cool, huh? No, I came up with! When he sleeps, I will put his hand in warm water, it acts as a diuretic, and when she wakes up, she realizes that he suffers from incontinence! It will be great! Just great!... I went crazy, right?
- Yes, a little.
- Because of Seth Cohen?

I'd like to have a remote for life, so to do this backwards...

In such moments I regret I'm not at home under a blanket.
I always regret that I don't have you under a blanket.

You can't be with someone until you know who you are.