Character: Seth Cohen

I didn't know that Chino put musicals, and there's dancing and laughing at...
- There simply is no such ridiculous as you.
- Well, finally we agreed! Still funny here I am!

- This year will be different. Better.
Yes. I hear it every year, and then a water Polo player writes me in the boot.
- ...
Just kidding. In both of the Shoe.

Denial is a powerful technique.

- This concert will be the drugs?
- I hope, otherwise there will be very boring.

The suspense is killing me.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, fine... Just I'm allergic to the Universe, and all is well.

To lie means not to tell anything specific.

- Hey, man, what's happening?
Studies.
- Can you punch someone please, for old time's sake? Okay, okay. Logarithms is a new hitting the bottom, I realized.

- They meet with the fifth grade.
- In the fifth grade? It is time to change something. She knows this guy since he was eating baby food.

Don't worry, you can tell me!
No, you can't.
- If you can't tell my dad, then who can?
- I don't know... Ryan, mom, there's that tree?

- On this day local girls as would first appear in the light.
- Before they sit in the basement with the rats.

- How many to go? Three hours?
- If you believe the GPS, three and a half.
Is because someone drags like a lady.
- I'm going 70 in a 65 is only allowed.
- 80 is the new 70.
- Who said that?
- Who overtake nuns in a van? Now I will say... Cohen!
- Help them God, summer. Jesus I can't compete.
- I'm gonna call Holly and see how much they have overtaken us. Incidentally, she is a girl.
Is terribly insulting to your gender?

For all my life I have done nothing wrong, and it gives my parents a false sense of confidence.

- I think I made the worst mistake in life... Now I need to get summer and get into brown.
- Need a plan?
- Gonna be a long night, Ryan. Whining, complaints, removal of the brain... I hope You don't mind? Help?
- But back summer?
Plan A: to feign death. Never underestimate the power of sympathy.
- Plan "B"?
Yes, Yes. You will need to get into the server brown and to forge their admission. It's simple.
- Brilliant! You will be able to?
- My uncle is a hacker! I'll ask him.