Character: Dr Amber Dr Amber Volakis Volakis

- Have a drink. Ginger. Helps to alleviate nausea.
- You know what would calm the nausea? Vicodin... marijuana... coma.
Oh, don't pretend you didn't see it. I saw her, so are you.
- If you take the pill, you don't deserve it. If you secretly take the pill, you don't deserve anyone.

Who is not cheating - he doesn't want to win.

- Do you have a tissue?
- I have a sleeve. Two.

- Dr. Cuddy? I - amber Volakis of a new team of Dr. house...
- Allegations of sexual harassment, takes the human resources Department, leaves of absence due to stress is paid as compensation in case of occupational injury, and criminal offences go straight to the police station to Princeton-Plainsboro.

- I fired you!
- No, you didn't.
- He fired you. You're number 6.
- No, I'm number 9.
I like your chutzpah, but you're still fired.

- Know who we need? The stripper from Wilson's party. Would drink straight from her belly.
And why do we need this junk? The Wilson's party was 9 years ago. The stepfather had raped a whole new generation of sultry girls.

- Why do You think that I have an ulterior motive?
- For the same reason I believe that crack whores fuck for drugs.

- When ciagniki must be a rash under the arms. Take off your shirt.
- You go first.

- Why would you put a battery in a urine specimen Cup?
Because I removed it from the intestines.
- Why would somebody swallow a battery?
- Why did you decide that it swallowed?

Not the feeling I want to experience the latest!
That's not the last feeling... that I want to experience.

- Sorry for the delay, it's because of me, I took a shower.
- Then we were late because of me, because you took a shower after we did it...
- I had to take a dump.