Character: Pharmacist



The weaker the dog, the louder the barking.
№ 436322   Added MegaMozg 08-03-2022 / 21:03
Hateful feelings that hurt us, unforgivable feelings, to look them in the face is the same as jumping into a bottomless pit or swimming through an endless sea.
№ 436269   Added MegaMozg 08-03-2022 / 18:15
If the problem is in your heart, then no one can help.
№ 436265   Added MegaMozg 08-03-2022 / 18:03
- Pure ivle bone.
- Will it work?
- You're offending me.
№ 422327   Added MegaMozg 06-07-2021 / 13:09
A little! ... A lot, a lot!
Quote Explanation: About homemade grenades.
№ 422319   Added MegaMozg 06-07-2021 / 12:45
- Mrs. Parker, and Don't Forget: Ten Drops Before Shooting! Before! No, did you understand me?
- Yes you go!
Quote Explanation: The old lady croaked the horse, jumped into the saddle and galloped away.
№ 407557   Added MegaMozg 27-11-2020 / 04:33
He appeared suddenly. But the Physician-Pharmacist still managed to come up with an interesting plan: close all the Windows and silent, and when he comes closer, put a poster: "we're fine". And when will approach even closer - a second poster: "We are perfectly asleep." Even closer is the third: "Zabotkina - success", a little bit closer - shout in turn, that all things are good and he is bad. In General, the plan failed, but not immediately, because the Great Envious at first pretended to be pious, as always, when he was in danger.
- Little did I pharmacists, he said as if to himself, but loud enough to be heard in the house. One ran away - God bless him! Let them rest, the more he knows that by the first of July of miracles at my disposal.
Petya put in the window the first poster.
- Well, what? Very glad, - said the Great Envious. And I'm fine.
Petya put up a second poster - "We are perfectly asleep," and the Great Envious look a little pale. As you know, perfectly asleep, those who have a clear conscience, and clean of conscience in any case, envy is. He closed his eyes, not to read the third poster, but out of curiosity still opened them and clutched at his heart.
- Here is how? Have Zabotkina - success? he asked, smiling cheerfully. - And should I care? By the way, I would like to talk to you, Doctor-Pharmacist. How do you do? How are you?
- Yes, success! - gathered the courage, cried the Physician-Pharmacist. - It is necessary to read Newspapers! For "portrait of the wife" he received a Gold Medal. Wait a thousand years, and people will still look at his picture. By the way, he never thought to die.
- Here is how?
- Yes-S. Yesterday, bathed. Dives like a fish! Jealous?
Great Envious embarrassed smiled: - not at all!
- Happy lot! - cried the Tailor, - I, for example, in love and getting married. Jealous?
Your miracles nobody wants! We have our own cleaner!
- All the better!
- The companions heard? Recently launched the fourth, to Mars! Jealous? Got fat, you rascal!
And they excitedly began to shout to him that all is well and will, no doubt, better and better. And as he was a Great Undesirable Good to Anyone and was jealous of anyone who was happy with his fate, envy, which was full of his heart, spilled out with such force that he felt its bitterness in his mouth.
№ 357783   Added MegaMozg 20-01-2019 / 19:52
- Don't make a fool of me!
- Oh no, you noticed!
10 Series
№ 230467   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 17:35
If you are being detained here by force, then it's your own prison. But if you want to stay, is your own fortress.
7 Series
№ 195725   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 18:03
Are you afraid of your own soul. Fears are rising and soon they will become a shadow. Darkness beyond human understanding.
5 Series
№ 195724   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 18:03
Pippi, what we're going to see... still better if we're not seen!
Quote Explanation: Before the attack of the Indians.
№ 173595   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 16:54