Character: Dr. Gordeev Alexander

You probably are not aware of what happened. You live in a country where the people fallen in the street, usually no one is perfect. In your particular case, you do not just went and had a medical emergency, and broken ribs show just that CPR was done highly professionally.
But this isn't helping!
- I understand you very well, Mr. Knocks, therefore solemnly promise that the next time you will crash with another attack on the street, you will not do anybody hear me? - no, before the arrival of specialists-allergologists of Moscow. But the medical students will see your corpse just in the anatomical theatre, and with the sole purpose - to understand how to deal with such situations.

- The fact that when I'm not at work, I'm very nervous...
- It happens.
- When at work, I'm just a beast.

- Speaking of diagnosis, I heard what you suspect poisoning.
- Who?
Well, this plant that lies in intensive care.
- Canopy, let's not confuse the surgery with botany, okay? As for poisoning, well, it was just thinking out loud...
- Ahh, Yes, Yes, Yes, of course... broken ribs, vnutricerepnae hematoma, gastrointestinal bleeding, coma... Diagnosis: poisoning. Brilliant! I would generally define ARI.
- ARI? What you're saying... And I didn't even think... And really after all the symptoms of one to one!

You know, being sarcastic and vulgar is not very difficult. I'm doing it.

Your main and almost only task at the hospital - to take my time. Those who manage to do it with benefit to themselves, will receive credit.

Doctor the patient:
- I can't put You an accurate diagnosis, but I know one thing - blame the vodka.
Patient:
- Nothing, doctor! Wait until You sober up!

- Well, come in, doctor.... ?
- What, sorry?
- Name your like?
- Smertin.
Fine. And the name?
- Anatoly Maximovich.
- Well, Dr. Anatoly Maximovich: when patients I by name will not be called.

- I repeat the question: what is the main rule of behaviour of the doctor in the hospital?
- "Do no harm"?
- It would be nice too. For you the rule is simpler: "no Harm, but as little as possible".

- But you know, Irina, I experience physical pain because of this stupid white biomass fills the space around me, okay?!
Is a very good band.
- Very good band is The Beatles!

- Offer to resign.
- I think, just on its own...

The world is small as sprats in the Bank.

To teach and heal me and you're free.

- Alexander Nikolaevich, and tomorrow You'll?
- I am eternal, Dr. Shostko. I will always be...

- So... Chronic bronchitis, cancer, heart disease, and peripheral vessels.
- What?...
- The effects of Smoking, that's what. Do you have a cigarette?