TV series: I'm flying

In my opinion, it is not necessary to do sharp movements. Life, Alexander, not always amenable to surgical intervention. Sometimes therapy is helpful.

- By the way, Vladimir A., as Deputy Dean, responsible for attendance, for grades...
- ... and other pathology.

- Can be present at birth?
- Of course, six years in the med. the College, then internship, you're a midwife!

You probably are not aware of what happened. You live in a country where the people fallen in the street, usually no one is perfect. In your particular case, you do not just went and had a medical emergency, and broken ribs show just that CPR was done highly professionally.
But this isn't helping!
- I understand you very well, Mr. Knocks, therefore solemnly promise that the next time you will crash with another attack on the street, you will not do anybody hear me? - no, before the arrival of specialists-allergologists of Moscow. But the medical students will see your corpse just in the anatomical theatre, and with the sole purpose - to understand how to deal with such situations.

- The fact that when I'm not at work, I'm very nervous...
- It happens.
- When at work, I'm just a beast.

- Speaking of diagnosis, I heard what you suspect poisoning.
- Who?
Well, this plant that lies in intensive care.
- Canopy, let's not confuse the surgery with botany, okay? As for poisoning, well, it was just thinking out loud...
- Ahh, Yes, Yes, Yes, of course... broken ribs, vnutricerepnae hematoma, gastrointestinal bleeding, coma... Diagnosis: poisoning. Brilliant! I would generally define ARI.
- ARI? What you're saying... And I didn't even think... And really after all the symptoms of one to one!

You know, being sarcastic and vulgar is not very difficult. I'm doing it.

Yes you kicked me out?! I wanted childbirth to be present!
- Yes, You rejoice that at least at conception is present.

Your main and almost only task at the hospital - to take my time. Those who manage to do it with benefit to themselves, will receive credit.

Doctor the patient:
- I can't put You an accurate diagnosis, but I know one thing - blame the vodka.
Patient:
- Nothing, doctor! Wait until You sober up!

- Well, come in, doctor.... ?
- What, sorry?
- Name your like?
- Smertin.
Fine. And the name?
- Anatoly Maximovich.
- Well, Dr. Anatoly Maximovich: when patients I by name will not be called.

- I repeat the question: what is the main rule of behaviour of the doctor in the hospital?
- "Do no harm"?
- It would be nice too. For you the rule is simpler: "no Harm, but as little as possible".

- But you know, Irina, I experience physical pain because of this stupid white biomass fills the space around me, okay?!
Is a very good band.
- Very good band is The Beatles!

- Offer to resign.
- I think, just on its own...