Character: Darcy

Jane: Years of research... And everything.
Darcy: they Even took my iPod.
Selvig: And backup storage?
Jane: got it. Even storage storage. Approached the matter in good faith.
Darcy: I just uploaded a new song.
Jane: Well, enough already about your iPod!

Nurse: Name?
Jane: He said his name was... Thor.
Nurse: T-O-R your relationship to him?
Jane: I've never seen him before.
Darcy is hit by a car.
Jane: Touched glass. And she stunned him.
Darcy: I was defending myself.

- Do you have any idea what these things do?
- No.
- I also.

I don't know how to forgive people's stupidity and insults addressed to me; lost my respect, not gain it...

I wonder why waterfalls always have a cave?

- Miss Elizabeth, I spent many months in the struggle, but in vain, the recent months have been for me a real meal, I went to Rosings with the sole purpose to see you. Contrary to the sense and expectations of my loved ones, the existing inequality between us, I decided to reject all doubts and to ask you to end my agony.
- I don't understand.
- I love you. With all the passion. Please accept my hand and heart.

You have captivated my poor soul, and I love you... And you never want to leave you.

You are too generous to play with my heart.

All that is generated by a cunning, disgusting.

I have not forgotten a single heart beat.

- So you go there, and I'm here. If who will find - tell.
- What is there to shout at me, miss Price? I found a very interesting subject.
- What?
You. You are far from simple.

- Darcy! Darcy! Your reputation has laid down a terrible spot. Miss Price I refuse to dance, because she's already invited you. Is this true?
Yes.
- Yes?! What is this new madness, sir? You've never moved a hoof for a dance!
Until this night I had the honor of being acquainted with miss Price.
Is a significant event, miss Price! Absolutely unprecedented! Darcy considers all kinds of sharp movement signs of bad taste - hunting, tennis, fast lifting off the chair!

- I sent for his doctor, he will be in an hour.
An hour later he dies. He lost half a pint of blood in two minutes.
- How rude to bleed on someone else's floor... at this time of the year... What do you think of lady Catherine?

- Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy of Pemberley? I'm your wife.
I don't remember our wedding, mA'am. I think I would have noticed it.
We have been married for almost two years.