Movie: Thor (Thor)

Thor I need a horse!
Seller: we Have no horses. Puppies, kittens, birds...
Thor: Only larger to ride.

Jane: Years of research... And everything.
Darcy: they Even took my iPod.
Selvig: And backup storage?
Jane: got it. Even storage storage. Approached the matter in good faith.
Darcy: I just uploaded a new song.
Jane: Well, enough already about your iPod!

Nurse: Name?
Jane: He said his name was... Thor.
Nurse: T-O-R your relationship to him?
Jane: I've never seen him before.
Darcy is hit by a car.
Jane: Touched glass. And she stunned him.
Darcy: I was defending myself.

Was Fandral, Ogun! Who gave you to learn feats of arms and glory?
- You, Thor.
Volstagg who gave you treats to eat of which you thought you were in Valhalla?
- You, Thor.
- Yes! And who shamed those who scoffed at the idea that a young maiden could be one of the fiercest warriors?
- It's me.
- Well, I support you!

I waited for this day more than you. You are my brother, my friend. Sometimes I can be jealous, but never doubt that I love you.
Thank you.
- Now kiss me.
- Stop it. How do I look?
- As king.

- Lovely feathers.
Don't start again, huh?
I'm sincerely.
- You and sincerity are incompatible.
Really?
Yes.

Brother, that would be bad I'm not made that would make you go for it, accept my apology, but these people are not to blame. Taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine and end this.

They have a costume party? [reports on radio] Central, let Coulson, we've got Xena, Jackie Chan and Robin hood.
Is there a Renaissance Fair in town? Base, we've got Xena, Jackie Chan and Robin Hood.

- Our dearest friend banished, Loki on the throne, Asgard on the brink of war, and in the meantime you had four wild boar, six pheasants and washed down all this with two casks of ale! Be ashamed! Don't you care?!
Do not mistake my appetite for apathy!

Selvig: Jane, we should take him to the hospital.
Thor: [shouting to sky] Father!
Jane: He's fine, You see.
Thor: Heimdall! I know you can hear! Open the Bifrost!
Jane: You go to the hospital, I'll stay.
Thor: You. What is this world? Alfheym? Nordheim?
Darcy: [hit him with a Taser] new Mexico!
Thor: You dare threaten me, Thor, with so puny a weapon...
[Darcy shoots a Taser, Thor receives a charge and falls]
Darcy: What? He scared me!
Selvig: [pushing Thor into the van] had to wait until he will sit in the car and then turn off a Shocker!

Barton: Orders, Coulson. And then he starts to like me.

Courage is immortal.

I never wanted the throne! I just wanted to be your equal.

Your ancestors called it magic, you call it science. And I come from a place where it's the same thing.