Character: Marshall Eriksen

- Robin, open the window, open the window! Open a window, come on, come on!
[All shout, Robin opens the window, and Marshall throws kryakina]
- Is it to fly yet maybe?!..
- Wow tyyy!.. [all admiringly]
- Be free, flying animal, I will miss our war with you. I began to admire your tenacious... MOTHER of GOD, IT's coming HERE! [Marshall shouting closes the window]

I grew up completely healthy!
- Marshall, this morning you thought a Ghost made your toast.
- I am the bread did not get! You don't got!!

And on your tombstone will read: "Got slapped by Marshall so hard he died".

And if I could have sex with a star, I would have slept with Lily. She is the star of my heart.
Oh-Oh, Oh, how cute, and I would get Hugh Jackman!

No matter what club we should go? The club was, "Wrong club"...
- These clubs are long closed.
- Oh, no!
"Oh no" is also closed.
- "Where" club.
- "Where"?
- Where Is "Where"?
"Where" where was, isn't it?
- No, the club was not where he was. "Was" was, where "Wrong" was, right?
- Okay.
Not "Okay". It sucks.
- "Okay" - "Sucks"? I thought, "Sucks" is Gabar, or is it "Wrong"?
Wrong, it's not "Wrong".
- Guys, let's get to the point.
- I like "Essence". Let's go there.
Where?
In "Essence"!
I thought "Matter" was closed.
- No, was was closed. Once the club was closed, but it reopened as Closed.
- So, Closed open?
- No, Closed is closed.
- What's the difference? Go to the gap!
- In "Isolation" a lot of students.
- I will go anywhere, okay?
Not "Okay". "Okay" - it sucks.
- "Okay" - not "Sucks". "Sucks" is Gabar.
- Guys in a bit.
- No. "Quiet" was also closed.
- I can't believe I don't know of any club!
- Lads, let's choose the club, okay?
- Not only "Okay".
- OKAY - SUCKS - GAYBAR!
- By the way, where I once accidentally ended up. And like pronounced "Whoa."
- Hopelessness, right?

- Well, nothing you give, another book, say, written. You're just like this, as it is there, Stephen king some!

- Swear that you won't tell anyone. On our first date I ordered a Greek salad. Lily asked if she could have my olives. I said, "of Course, I hate olives".
- But you like olives!?
- Well! I was eighteen, I was a virgin! I spent my whole life waiting for a pretty girl to want my olives!

- Zoe Testament to the architectural exhibit of Frank Louderit, anyone?
I'm sorry, but I'm going to wash my hair.
- I water include.
- I towel served.
- I will probably be home alone and I worry that I wasn't invited to this dressing.

Marshall, please, don't do this. Well, don't jump!
I'm sorry, Lily, but I have to.
- You can't!
Why?
You want to know why? I'll tell you: because I'm pregnant.
Oh, my God, is this true, Lily? That is, of course, I noticed that recently you've gained a few pounds...
- Oh, you bastard, I lied to you just now. Go on, bitch, jump down and fall!

Now I see only one and it is brighter and more colorful than anything in this world. Know what it is? Love..

The child is not just some important part of your life, the child is the most important part. When you understand this?

Trust me, we won't become one of those who have a baby and become a zombie.
Yeah, Robin, we're not one of those... who is a zombie... turns into a baby.

Bro, you driving a truck "I want to have sex with her", and he has a huge blind spot.

- Do you want to go right now and have sex?
I want it!
- Do you want to finish your bacon first?
- You're the perfect woman, Lily!