Character: Ted Mosby

- You are embarking on a dark path!
- This path is my driveway.

You know, I'm tired of being lonely, I'm not good at. Look, of course, you can say to a woman you just met that you love her, but even worse when you can't. I have something to say. If a woman... not you, just some hypothetical woman will be able to experience all this with me, I think I'll be a damn good husband. Because it's those things that I'll be good. Well, stuff like making her laugh, the ability to be a good father, walking her five hypothetical dogs to be a good kisser.
All say they are good "kissers:".
- Do I have recommendations.

How do you do it, Ted? You spent the whole night sitting on the roof in the cold and expect it to come?
Well, I got pretty drunk, honestly.

This is the error that I need to do.

- I didn't even think that Barney is so easy to hurt.
- I believe that nobody likes that feeling when you're left alone in this world.

We are not so often met at his table. But.... that's life, kids. And I realized that our table where we sit five...

- Ted, what are you playing the last scene of "Sleepless in Seattle"?
- How long have you been standing there?
10 seconds.
- Yes, just the last scene.

Shouldn't we be people who not just tolerate our weaknesses, and who they really like.

No matter what club we should go? The club was, "Wrong club"...
- These clubs are long closed.
- Oh, no!
"Oh no" is also closed.
- "Where" club.
- "Where"?
- Where Is "Where"?
"Where" where was, isn't it?
- No, the club was not where he was. "Was" was, where "Wrong" was, right?
- Okay.
Not "Okay". It sucks.
- "Okay" - "Sucks"? I thought, "Sucks" is Gabar, or is it "Wrong"?
Wrong, it's not "Wrong".
- Guys, let's get to the point.
- I like "Essence". Let's go there.
Where?
In "Essence"!
I thought "Matter" was closed.
- No, was was closed. Once the club was closed, but it reopened as Closed.
- So, Closed open?
- No, Closed is closed.
- What's the difference? Go to the gap!
- In "Isolation" a lot of students.
- I will go anywhere, okay?
Not "Okay". "Okay" - it sucks.
- "Okay" - not "Sucks". "Sucks" is Gabar.
- Guys in a bit.
- No. "Quiet" was also closed.
- I can't believe I don't know of any club!
- Lads, let's choose the club, okay?
- Not only "Okay".
- OKAY - SUCKS - GAYBAR!
- By the way, where I once accidentally ended up. And like pronounced "Whoa."
- Hopelessness, right?

Are you staring at my Breasts!
In my defense, that's your chest staring at me.

- Did you really think I want to kill you?
- Kind of.
- Ted, what nonsense I'd invite you to my hunting Lodge, he is in the middle of nowhere, and I don't have to worry that you will catch a stinking fishing nets.
- That's it, you scares me. Why do you say that?
- I was just playing not to lose shape. See, I don't always find a common language with the young friends Zoe, but I thought we can be friends.
- Of course we will. Just not on a boat.
- I agree, a hunting Lodge at the time.

Hi, I'm Ted Mosby. And exactly 45 days we will meet. And we fall in love, and get married and have two children and we love them and each other so much. And all this only 45 days. But I'm here now. Probably because I want to spend those extra 45 days with you. Every one of them. And if I don't, I want to spend with you at least the 45 seconds before your boyfriend come and bust me, because I love you. And I will always love you. Until the end of my days and beyond.. you'll see.

So in love and it makes no sense. There is no logical explanation as to why people love each other, love is meaningless. But we have to love, otherwise the love will die and we will be alone, and then humanity will disappear. Love is the best thing we have! It's terribly corny but it's true... and no need to look for meaning where it should not be.

The world is not perfect, but here's the secret: none of us can vow to be perfect. It remains only to love each other for who we are. Because love is the best thing we have.