Character: Lily Aldrin

- Robin, open the window, open the window! Open a window, come on, come on!
[All shout, Robin opens the window, and Marshall throws kryakina]
- Is it to fly yet maybe?!..
- Wow tyyy!.. [all admiringly]
- Be free, flying animal, I will miss our war with you. I began to admire your tenacious... MOTHER of GOD, IT's coming HERE! [Marshall shouting closes the window]

- Want a cookie?
Yes.
- You took a cookie from a complete stranger on the train? And you are very gullible. There could be drugs or poison.
But they are not there, isn't it?
I have no idea, I found them under my seat.

I grew up completely healthy!
- Marshall, this morning you thought a Ghost made your toast.
- I am the bread did not get! You don't got!!

You get older, you have kids, you stop stealing - it's sad.

And if I could have sex with a star, I would have slept with Lily. She is the star of my heart.
Oh-Oh, Oh, how cute, and I would get Hugh Jackman!

No matter what club we should go? The club was, "Wrong club"...
- These clubs are long closed.
- Oh, no!
"Oh no" is also closed.
- "Where" club.
- "Where"?
- Where Is "Where"?
"Where" where was, isn't it?
- No, the club was not where he was. "Was" was, where "Wrong" was, right?
- Okay.
Not "Okay". It sucks.
- "Okay" - "Sucks"? I thought, "Sucks" is Gabar, or is it "Wrong"?
Wrong, it's not "Wrong".
- Guys, let's get to the point.
- I like "Essence". Let's go there.
Where?
In "Essence"!
I thought "Matter" was closed.
- No, was was closed. Once the club was closed, but it reopened as Closed.
- So, Closed open?
- No, Closed is closed.
- What's the difference? Go to the gap!
- In "Isolation" a lot of students.
- I will go anywhere, okay?
Not "Okay". "Okay" - it sucks.
- "Okay" - not "Sucks". "Sucks" is Gabar.
- Guys in a bit.
- No. "Quiet" was also closed.
- I can't believe I don't know of any club!
- Lads, let's choose the club, okay?
- Not only "Okay".
- OKAY - SUCKS - GAYBAR!
- By the way, where I once accidentally ended up. And like pronounced "Whoa."
- Hopelessness, right?

So, you guys want to discuss bitches? I'm kidding. They are called "women".

You now want to say goodbye to many on this list, but there are a lot of good. Better say goodbye with all bad: with the way you've lost your way, how you were turned down, with all troubles, adversities, all the heartache. Say goodbye to those that should never be repeated.

- I had to look away, if I watched what the paramedics were going to do, I would have passed out. And then they took out this electric blade, and I thought: "It's not real.".
- Oh, my God, what do they cut?
- My suit, my beautiful suit!

You can't design your life like any building. In life everything is different: you just need to live, and it will build itself.

All right, you leave new York in search of his half, you're leaving because it's already here and next week she's marrying your best friend.

- Zoe Testament to the architectural exhibit of Frank Louderit, anyone?
I'm sorry, but I'm going to wash my hair.
- I water include.
- I towel served.
- I will probably be home alone and I worry that I wasn't invited to this dressing.

Marshall, please, don't do this. Well, don't jump!
I'm sorry, Lily, but I have to.
- You can't!
Why?
You want to know why? I'll tell you: because I'm pregnant.
Oh, my God, is this true, Lily? That is, of course, I noticed that recently you've gained a few pounds...
- Oh, you bastard, I lied to you just now. Go on, bitch, jump down and fall!

The biggest mistake is not to make a mistake. Because you will live your life without knowing what the error is.