Character: Lucifer Morningstar. Page 29

People sometimes kill their loved ones. Love of evil.

You people are so funny these your laws. But do they sometimes break.

- You never thought that the constant partying is your attempt to fill the void?
- Attempt?!.. Yesterday I filled five cavities!

- Unbelievable!!! See what's happening?
- Yes, I see! And it's much worse than I thought...
Thank you.

You... are a cruel, manipulative bastard. It's all part of your plan? It's all a game to you, isn't it? Huh? So I know what the punishment is, and he doesn't deserve it. He followed your stupid rules, but this still was not enough. What should I do in order to please you? Violate your rules, and fell. Follow them and still lose. No matter whether you're a sinner... no matter Holy or not. No one can win, what's the point? What's the point of fucking?

- I don't understand all this talk about jealousy. Why be jealous that owns it someone else? Why don't you go and take it?
- No, that would be so simple.
- I have... usually...

- So where did you get that dress?
- Remains of one of my overnight guests.
- So, how did it go?
- With a smile.

I saw Nick pulled the trigger. I heard the shot. But Josh isn't Merv. Did you load idle? It is just an idea that Josh was talking?
- It's probably more plausible than my angel brother, who slowed down the time I removed the bullet, right?

- Friend, do you see this depravity - whatever You want from life?
- I want to receive the Pulitzer prize for the photograph.
- Pulitzer? Really? You hear that, guys?
- Yes, but they don't give out an award for pictures of Boobs.

- You coming or what?
- Sorry, I thought, this is the part where you leave me and say something like: "Lucifer, stop! Good Devil!"

- Your corrupt office going to do?
- I beg your pardon?
You will find and punish the guilty? This case will be a priority for You? For me it is.
Do you have the hefty.
Thanks, but actually the eggs I have are average.

- You're some kind of parody of the divine.
- Thank you! Thanks, but I think a lot. Do you think I became the Devil for his evil nature or because it decided daddy?

Of aminoil, how you doing, big guy?
- You are asked to return to the underworld.
- Oh, now, second. Let me look at the schedule. So, the dates: "never" and "not happening". You?

- Do you know why I pulled You over?
- Obviously You want to use a modest share of power and to punish me for speeding. Nothing, I understand You. I also like to punish people. Well, I did love it.