Character: Signor Tomato

Family tree... the Cherry, the Cherry family.
Why am I a tree out? Why I'm not comforted?
Family tree of the Plum, the Lemon family.
From why am I so unhappy? Where is my celestial crown?

- Pronostici, there will be very important military base: tank here, rocket there, well somewhere here the naval.
- Oh, yeah, same here, water there, aaay...
- What do you mean "no water"? Will!

- Where did you come from? Why not at work?
- Your grace, I'm not working, I'm studying.
- Learn? What are you studying?
- I'm studying scams, Your grace.
- All the village - cheaters, but if you find a new one that I show.

- Your grace, I have had permission to build the house. I gave it to myself Mr. Earl cherry.
- You rascal, you built a house in a foreign land...
- I was allowed to build a house the master himself Earl cherry.
- On land that now belongs to countesses.
- I say I have permission.
- Get out, get out of here out, without a word...

I Signor Tomato.
I red a lush.
And are I have long been a
The landowners of Cherries.
Every year I residents
The beet salad
Of beans and cucumbers
Require rent.
Go to pumpkins-the poor
And the rich melon,
The first penny I take myself
Taking the two countesses.
Every hour I grow,
Suffused with juice
Because on the post
Are high!
I am a well groomed tomato
With skin of satin,
And join with me in the dispute
Vegetables are dangerous!

Villain! Thief! Thief! Rebel! Rebel! You built this Palace on the land that belongs to countesses Cherries. Out of my house without a word! Else to you explain the lawyer...

Madam, keep yourself in hand!