Character: Bruce Nolan

- I gave people everything they wanted.
- How long have people understand what you want?

Here and help people after that! Here with me and pay! Thanked!
- Life is fair thing!
- Fair?! Open your eyes!

- Grace?
- No, it's Debbie, her sister whose life you're not maimed!

- You must be Bruce, I was waiting for you.
- Here is the number! You're the boss and the electrician and the janitor! Christmas will be what you need. Don't get drunk - someone will have to go home.

- We apologize to you the same day when my ass will come out a monkey!
- What a coincidence - that happens today.

- How can I make amends? What do you want? I'll give you anything!
- Anything? Then give me the boat!
- A boat?!
- Yes, a huge boat! And two large bags of money into the bargain! And then, maybe, I'll be happy! With a lot of money and a bunch of junk! Every woman wants to get married and have children from the person they loved for five years, but not me, Bruce. I want a boat!

PE-PE-edge-SSS! All done? Piss? Went on the couch to take a dump!

- Oh, God!
- Just call me Bruce.

- Wait, who are you?
- Well, I'm the same, first and last, from alpha to omega, from A to I, the one and only...
- Clear - crazy.

Stay away from me! When I'm stressed out, I like animals and I'm afraid to hurt you.
- In fifth grade you beat up a girl.
But it was huge and vtorogodnitsey.

God sits with a magnifying glass on an anthill, and I'm the ant. He could fix my life in 5 minutes, but instead it singeing my whiskers.