Character: Sasha. Page 10

- But you broke up with her, she dumped you and write to her: "This is the last sms, I will no longer write to you. You've become a stranger to me. Goodbye." She's not answering. Then the second "last sms": "Could reply. By the way, something connected". Ah. Third: "I Hasten to share the joy: I've stopped thinking about you. At all! So don't call".
- And she does not call.
- Then some illegal move: "You know, it turns out that in Moscow there are many beautiful women besides you."
And still nothing, right?
And so a hundred "last sms" and finally, "can't I be a normal person and just answer once?!" And that's all. Ceased to write, a year has passed. Redeemed. From it comes: "it's Snowing. With the first day of winter". Well, not bitches?!

- Listen, why is it you can only change the wife or husband? Why not change, for example, children?
Is there?
- Well, imagine you were seen leaving a McDonald's with someone else's child, huh?
Or have you found a child in the pocket of the designer of "LEGO". And you tell him "LEGO" did not buy...
- Or buy an unfamiliar child in the street.. ice cream. Nothing serious, spiritual impulse. But your kids noticed.
- Yes, and your child asks you this: "So, daddy! You know him, huh?"
- And you're like, "Oh, just buy ice cream, honestly..."
"Yes? And that this time you he just bought ice cream, huh?"
- "What's wrong with that? Fuck you, boy! Well I'm telling you, I... I've never seen him, look at him! Fuck you, boy!!!"
- "Even better! The first time sees the man, and immediately his ice cream! I, by the way, ice cream for years don't see!"
Yes... And all; and in the morning - the closets are empty, no toys, and a note: "goodbye. Kindergarten mom will pick us! Buu..."

- I already apologized.
- Sasha, well, you're a moron and an ass, but it changes?

Generally, in the married state is annoying not the fact that you have no other women and that there is this possibility. I might, it would not have used, but the possibility has to be... for example, forbid you to eat with a fork. Moreover, the wording "never". "Never eat with a fork!" Yes, it would seem, and damn it, you can spoon, chopsticks, hands... But you said - impossible, and I immediately wanted it with a fork. And, most importantly, here it is - the fork is. A lot of plugs. Opened box - complete. Different - long, short, Treasury, two-pronged, silver, Nickel silver... Yes, you in this state even aluminum would be amiss... if you have three years there was not one plug. But it is impossible. And just yesterday it was still possible - take a fork and enjoy it, and no one cares. Now have used - and still shake their heads: "uh-Oh, what have you promised the same forks not to use..."

Maybe because you're an asshole?
- Yes? I had not thought of. Good version. Explains a lot.

- When asking for a miracle, we must be prepared to believe in him. But it misses.
- It is also necessary to be able to distinguish miracles from magic...

- Girl, I'm sorry, but you will not have to have sex?
- Oh, sorry, I quit.
- Congratulations!

Babani, I don't want snow, bury me behind the baseboard...

What day is it today?
- Eh?.. What's the difference? There's the calendar on the wall specifically for hanging idiots.

As in the past people lived, as is thin felt... why they now do not feel anything!?