Character: Jasper

It's over! This whole curve, all of me poison the relationship between us has broken at last! Somehow miraculously I didn't love you anymore! Begin a normal life! And you never will be!
- Honey...
Now I have to go to a very important event. And you here to fail. Now!
- What has gotten into you?
I do not know. Probably something vaguely reminiscent of... will power.

- What happens to a person who is forced to plow when others deviate?
- I mean, the person who did not finish the work on time?

- You're too good for me. When I think all around, too, I could not help thinking, isn't it?
- I'm not too good for you. I'm perfect for you, and you for me. So throw those voices out of my head and just listen to me and not for others.

- We have a family gathering!
- What is the family fee? Mom went back to Detroit!
- Oh! Oh! I can replace it!
- Disgusting!

They are unhappy! There is not one happy adult. People are born and very short time, I believe that life is beautiful and then, inevitably, tragedy strikes and they realize that life is a series of losses. And the main thing in this game is to minimize the pain. Someone has to do is bear children, someone makes money, someone starts to collect coins... But the majority ruin their lives, allowing the switch in my head to turn off the heat and turn on the cooling.

- How did you celebrate your birthday?
All.
Okay, somehow noted?
- No! Woke up, felt like shit, went to work, feeling like shit...
It's called a hangover, Amigo.
With the hangover I have at least some experience.

Look, why don't You speak: "If this continues, if one accepts suffering from the hands of another person, everything will come an end; I put the world on the cross"? Why not threaten: "If ever man scream in pain because the other person pressed his neck with my foot, I pull the plug out of the socket"? As much as I wanted to hear You say it and actually intended to carry out his threat. "Three violations and you are fired," - that's what you want the policy to unite humanity. Oh, God, please jettokosuta! No more half-measures. No dodgy senseless floods and mudslides. Requires zero tolerance. Three violations. And we fired.

You cannot change the qualitative properties of consciousness, rushing for the bus.

- What are you doing with this stupid cunt? - she asked me.
I do not know.
- He's your father?
- So he claims.
That means nothing.

I think you ever get married? - I asked.
- I don't know, man.
- Do you want to?
I'm not sure. But on the one hand, it is impossible to live alone.
- You're not alone. I'm with you.
"Right," he smiled.
- What about the other side?
- Did not understand.
You said "one side". What about the other?
- M-m-m... Damn, can't remember. Out of my head.
- May be, on the other hand nothing?
- It is possible.

Even stupidity is dangerous in the hands of a fool.

- Listen, you like it... - She tried to find a word less than pathetic, but could not - suffer? You've done so much...
- I didn't do anything. Only managed once to get away from the marriage, and with you. Not again...
- Why you slept with me.
It sounds very silly.

Jasper, and to manipulate my mood unfair.
- Sorry, Bella. Day... well, not important.