Character: Ivan Sergeyevich Shamans

- Hello, guys! Well, act as agreed. Suddenly there you are, merrily, with jokes - humourous catchphrases, with all sorts of special effects, all on the floor, hands behind his back, and then I come in.
- All in white, right?
- And bring the villains to clean water.

- I checked the alibis Peter Zavyalov. He really was in a sports bar, five witnesses. So it is necessary to release.
- You're so easy suspects not scattered. Who are we then will be planted?
- Potatoes.

Easy money is a drug. "Sit" the first time.

Well, let's continue conversations with the clear moon...

While the law - "as a pole" I will be their methods to compensate for its flaws.

- You don't love me anymore?
- No... Human relationships are like wind. He subsided...
What?
- Anka, find yourself someone younger and with a thick mane on the head.
The fool!

Mother, call the police! The war has begun!

- Well, just something to break into the residence "Master" and remove the guard.
- What are you, crazy!? This is a private property! You got a warrant? I want to be planted?
- Dim?
Strict reprimand with entering in the private affair, at least!
- Well, okay, I'll go. Only then do not say at the funeral, that did not save, if it were possible to change it all - would have done differently...