Character: Julius Benedict



- Do you love women?
- I love it. They are strange, they are deeply sensitive, they have compassion. And I have a lot of respect for them.
- You're a virgin!
- Do you love women?
- I love it. They are strange, they...
№ 422722   Added MegaMozg 08-07-2021 / 22:18
The first rule in a critical situation is to first enter into negotiations, and only then - to act!
The first rule in a critical situation is to first enter...
№ 422716   Added MegaMozg 08-07-2021 / 22:00
- Does shit fly? This is slang?
- Does shit fly? This is slang?
№ 422715   Added MegaMozg 08-07-2021 / 21:57
- You know what we should do, Julius? A little work on your gait. You're some kind of uptight. "Frankestein" look?
- I read the book.
- It does not help. When you go, you need to move like the music, okay? Not under a military March! I mean Aretha Franklin, Otis Redding, Wilson Pickett and a couple of white! Freely and smoothly... like the waves!
№ 258133   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 17:05
- You - the missing part of my life, and I yours. And when we find our mother we can fill the missing part of it. We are no longer alone. We will become one family.
- Family? And we will have a Christmas tree and dinner on Thanksgiving Day?
And a real home where you will always be happy.
- Always?
Even when you're bad.
№ 258128   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 17:04
- You liked Marnie.
- I? But she barely knows me.
And it's good. You see, women love mysterious men, they keep them in suspense and make them.
№ 258124   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 17:04
You have no respect for logic. And I have no respect for those who have no respect for logic.
№ 21082   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:49