Character: Mr. Bruner

In life you have to be able to venture. Don't be afraid to make the first move.

- Hello!
Busy!
- Sorry to take a while, but I'll kill myself... I just though I'd let adults know.
Wow... can You imagine I just wrote my suicide note... I'm happy to only thirty-two fleeting minutes in the afternoon, which again and again steal, I have the same one with horrible taste in clothing. And I've decided I prefer all this eternal rest.

- You are always in a crap mood and You really are a terrible teacher. You not a drop of effort is not invested in what you're doing, and You have nothing to proud! Look at yourself, look at... You're not doing anything! Look at your hair! You don't even brush your hair, because you have no hair! You bald! You know what? Know why You're not married? Because bald men are nasty and disgusting, especially those whose annual earnings $45.000!
[Chuckles]
What?!
- I work as a teacher for 23 years... and you're the first person who underestimated my salary.
- You're always in a shit mood and you're a really shitty teacher. You put zero effort into everything you do and there's no way you're proud of that! Look at you, look at... like, you do nothing! Look at your hair! You don't even do your hair 'cause you don't have any hair! You're bald! You know what? You know why you're not married? Because bald men are gross and disgusting, and especially the ones that make $45.000 a year! What?!
- I've been doing this 23 years... and you're the first person to ever underestimate my salary.

I give riders a year to mourn the dead and the dying.
- Are you serious?
- You will have the opportunity: your grandparents are not eternal.
- I have a one-year expiration date on freebies for the dead and dying.
- Are you serious?
- There will be other opportunities, your grandparents can't stick around forever.

- You're out of here, when I actually do it!
Well, not a fact, but you can dream.
- You are so gonna get fired when I actually do it.
- Well, not for sure, but I can dream.