Movie: Almost seventeen (Edge of Seventeen)
You know, I'm not going to hide and will tell you why I eat lunch with you.
You see, at the moment I have no friends and frankly they are not hurt I need you, my whole generation like an idiot, almost a little faint, if even for a second to take away their phone, can't communicate without emoticons and seriously believe that the world is interested to know what they "Eat Tacos, exclamation point, smiley, smiley." If this is important to us?
I'm all for the old, love old music, old movies and even old people. In short, I have nothing in common with them, and they have nothing in common with me.
You know what? I'm gona go ahead and I'm gona tell you the real reason I'm having lunch with you today.
You see, I don't really have any friends at the moment. And to be completely honest with you, I'm not interested at all. My entire generation is a bunch of mouth-breather. They literaly have a seizure if you take their phone away for a second. They can't communicate without emojis. And they actualy think that the world wants to know that they are, "Eating a taco, exclamation point, smiley face, smiley face." Like we give a fuck.
I am an old soul. I like old music and old movies and even old people. Bottom line is I have nothing in common with the people out there, and they have nothing in common with me.
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MegaMozg 06-09-2019 / 16:39
Everyone wants to feel important. The fact is, no matter how important he may be, he always wants to be even more important. People are so fixated on that. "Oh, no, he's better than me". It's like they don't understand what is important, not the importance, and confidence. The confident person always wins. Even if the certainty is far-fetched. Even if it is just pretend. People are stupid, they don't see the difference.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2018 / 18:08
When I'm depressed, I do this: sit quietly and still and I tell myself: all the people in this world as unhappy and unsuccessful as I am, they're just better at hiding it.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2018 / 18:07
In this world, people are of two types: those who exude confidence and stand out from all, and those who dream to be first covered with a copper basin.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2018 / 16:07
- Do you have any problems, Nadine?
- A lot. I have no more friends.
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MegaMozg 18-10-2017 / 20:15
In life you have to be able to venture. Don't be afraid to make the first move.
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MegaMozg 18-10-2017 / 20:12
Not always life is fair, Nadine. Enough already whining!
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MegaMozg 18-10-2017 / 20:09
All people in the world are divided into two types: those that succeed in life, and those who wish first to die in a nuclear explosion.
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MegaMozg 18-10-2017 / 20:03
- Hello!
Busy!
- Sorry to take a while, but I'll kill myself... I just though I'd let adults know.
Wow... can You imagine I just wrote my suicide note... I'm happy to only thirty-two fleeting minutes in the afternoon, which again and again steal, I have the same one with horrible taste in clothing. And I've decided I prefer all this eternal rest.
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MegaMozg 18-10-2017 / 19:36
- You are always in a crap mood and You really are a terrible teacher. You not a drop of effort is not invested in what you're doing, and You have nothing to proud! Look at yourself, look at... You're not doing anything! Look at your hair! You don't even brush your hair, because you have no hair! You bald! You know what? Know why You're not married? Because bald men are nasty and disgusting, especially those whose annual earnings $45.000!
[Chuckles]
What?!
- I work as a teacher for 23 years... and you're the first person who underestimated my salary.
- You're always in a shit mood and you're a really shitty teacher. You put zero effort into everything you do and there's no way you're proud of that! Look at you, look at... like, you do nothing! Look at your hair! You don't even do your hair 'cause you don't have any hair! You're bald! You know what? You know why you're not married? Because bald men are gross and disgusting, and especially the ones that make $45.000 a year! What?!
- I've been doing this 23 years... and you're the first person to ever underestimate my salary.
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MegaMozg 26-05-2017 / 09:53
I give riders a year to mourn the dead and the dying.
- Are you serious?
- You will have the opportunity: your grandparents are not eternal.
- I have a one-year expiration date on freebies for the dead and dying.
- Are you serious?
- There will be other opportunities, your grandparents can't stick around forever.
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MegaMozg 26-05-2017 / 09:53
- You're out of here, when I actually do it!
Well, not a fact, but you can dream.
- You are so gonna get fired when I actually do it.
- Well, not for sure, but I can dream.
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MegaMozg 26-05-2017 / 09:53
Don't want to take up too much time... but I decided to commit suicide. I just thought someone should know. I don't know how it will do. Probably going to jump off the overpass under the semi-trailer or wagon, but not under the bus: I'm not going to be a jerk, forcing people to watch. But the car needs to be big, so that - again! and I'm dead. Curtain. Because if it's just going to hurt me and I'm like [shows a vegetable], to whom it will be better? Then I'll have to find a sitter so she strangled me. But as I asked you to strangle me if I [shows a vegetable]? We will not go into details: I was just thinking that adults... You should know.
I don't wanna take up a ton of your time... but I'm gonna kill myself. I just thought that someone should know. I don't know how this works. I'm probably gonna jump off an overpass in front of a semi or a u-haul, not a bus, I'm not gonna be a dick and make people watch. But it has to be big, it's gotta be so big that it just - done! - kills me. Lights out. 'Cause if it just maims me and I'm like well, how's that good for anyone? Then I gotta find a nurse to smother me. How am I gonna get across "smothering" if I'm... We don't need to get caught up in the minutia, I just thought that an adult... you should know.
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MegaMozg 26-05-2017 / 09:53
That's what I do when I'm hard. I go to a quiet place, sit down and say to myself, "Everyone in the world is as empty and miserable as I am. They just hide it better".
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MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 09:13
- What are you doing?
- Divide half the cookies.
Why?
- To make you feel better, Lord!
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MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:28
