Character: Joan Crawford

- Joan. What it's like to feel like the most beautiful girl in the world?
- It was wonderful. The most joyful thing I could ever imagine... And never enough. Well, how about you? Some feel the most talented in the world?
- Good... And never enough.

No man never did a bad job, because he was an attractive woman, which you can watch.

When I hear people say, "It's Joan Crawford!", I turn around and say, "hi. How are you?"

- Miss Crawford, at your age, you need to worry more about health than about appearance.
- I will cease to worry about how I look when they dipped me in formaldehyde.

The Prosthesis... No. I will do it, if need be, but no dentures. I would prefer to spit blood in the sink than to look like Mar ray.

Bette? That's what I really expect from this picture is a new friend...
- I also.

I've spent my whole life was Joan Crawford. The woman I created for others. I don't know who I am when I'm alone.

Do I really look like? If they see me like this, will never see.

Well, you know what they say about the stars. They like a Christmas tree. As soon as I turn off all the lights, will look only at the falling needles.

Well, men may have built a pedestal, but women are destroying it piece by piece.

In books women are divided into three groups: ingenue, mothers and shrews.
- And what of them you consider yourself?

I also have great Boobs, but I don't poke them all in the face.

It's not about money, it's about trust.

- How does it feel to be the most beautiful woman in the world?
Fine. The most beautiful feeling that you can imagine. But it was never enough.