Character: Shaggy

- Uh-uh, Shaggy, what have you got there some sort of environmental disaster? What happened then?
- Yes here, a pancake, the neighbors are nasty filled.
- And-and-and-and... Hey, Shaggy, I need your help urgently, on the website the old look to some.
Ha ha! It will not work nifiga, sailed beetles. I was not here when this flood started. Everything is flooded, and the computer totally flooded, and burned it all nafig. So there will be no site, you figure with oil.
- Oh, Shaggy, you've got all this computer stuff - there's hundreds of computers can be collected!
- No, there is none, perhaps, will not work. Always the Murphy's law something will be missed.
- Oh, come on... let's gather. Let's go right now gather.
- Well, go ahead, shoot, collect! And I'll sit here until, grieve... Oh, how much there is on the screw was...
- Come on, come on, be a masochist...

I go this, it appears, on Friday at the sixth line to Piggy, in the evening, a wonderful evening, all is well. All seems to be OK around the birds are singing, drunken fall. In short, as always.

Don't even know piggy, I words to Express your idiocy.

- Again I'll fuck, I'll skin you alive and naked in the forest Africa!!
Oyy, what a horrible threat.
At least without pants I'll go home.

- Where it tickles there and the ankle. <...>
- Go on, there will be deeper five hundred meters through, you can sink your ankle, don't worry, HY-HY-HY.

You guys are going just to swim, enjoy our smelly in the summer, no chatter about politics, okay?
- Oh, and th...... What kind of policy Where politics and where we are.

Are you still in the ass, chubby, and, please.
- No, Shaggy, customers in the ass no-no, told you your boss?
Only subordinates...

- Good afternoon to you!
- Good de... Th pinned, get fucked!
Ha ha ha, wow, have you got the signature greeting is?

- Where are we gonna go? We're with you, nobody waits for!
Yes, Yes. No one there waiting. But here await!

The next exercise is called "meditation".
- Oh, damn, Boo, humbug! Is th about astral, chakras, energy all going to broadcast right now, right? To powder brains...
- No, no, no, no, it's all garbage, it's all landside literature. It's much easier. I'll tell you. Look here. What happens to your computer when it accumulate all sorts of temporary files, bad sectors, trash every?
- Well, che, freezes, buggy and place on the winch ends.
- In-in-in-in-in! And your brain is the same, only slightly harder, the idea... At least it should be. There's still a bunch of half-assed, nothing podolanova, neoperabelna, from lack of sleep nedoponimanija, in short, all garbage, all sorts of scraps flpow. You know... it is necessary to Clean all this shit from Bosko necessarily, Shaggy!

Zombies don't eat donuts!
- And that they did not have donuts? It is very tasty!
- Because they are the living dead.
- Garbage! This is the opposite of the word! It's still what to say to merry's depressing, black Beluga, dirty chastuha, smart brake.
You're a smart brake, Shaggy! And nothing is realistic out standing. In short, I think so, Shaggy, the zombie - these are dudes whose death oblacima out.

All around the square and I like round
Sometimes bedroomy, sometimes something dark.
The pieces on the floor, to wash this shirt.
Fucking hell! I'm not asked to be born!

Family, love, relationships - Oh, what sweet words. And I'm here with beer Yes, cigarettes have pobalovatsya.