Character: Thank. Page 3



- Two of them. But just one starting to like after 150 grams, and the other after 250.
- So drinking.
- But okay, call the one that after 150.
Why?
- Well. She's a little more like it.
- Well, today I am 250 and have a drink. So you can call and the second.
- You can today, and 400 drink. Call both.
- It is better to drink a liter. And not to call anyone.
№ 105089   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 10:31
No need to negotiate with a conscience - agree. It should, you know, fuck sometimes to send. From time to time.
№ 104981   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 10:23
Glory: No, but I heard that there are couples who have agreed to tell the truth, if they are on the side of what happened.
Sasha: I can only Imagine.
She: to be honest, I ever been cheated on?
He: Yes, that's the day before yesterday with the Secretary.
Sasha: she And him at the same moment booyah lamp on the head. He is lying all in ruins: "You th, we had a deal". Well, here and it turns out that, first, they did not agree that after this truth she hits him with a lamp on the head, and, secondly, this question is with a single purpose to hear the answer "NO", no matter whether it's true or not.
№ 89464   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 18:17
- Do you want to do something?
- Yes, of course. Don't go for him ever to get married!
№ 76904   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 11:42
No need to try to realize a dream. Let it remains a dream.
№ 54558   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 10:11
- Darkness is just the absence of light, Yarik. I'm not kidding! The absence of boundaries. Freedom directions. The right to be independent from the others, from the world.
Really?
Yes. Darkness is the eternal child, a sort of newsrelease Peter pan. Infinite game. Freedom in all directions - here's her card. Take the darkness by the hand and go nowhere. Stopping at nothing and no one. The darkness is "I want" instead of "I should". Darkness is faith in yourself. Darkness is the inability to see for yourself. The darkness is always there, the darkness is waiting in the wings, the darkness commands, but should obey, and she will become a servant. Will justify all.
№ 49927   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 23:55
Sasha! Come out into the yard to walk! We swing!
№ 34941   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:03
- Glory... glory... what happened? Slav, Yes?
- Max, well...
Glory, Yes?
- Max, go nafig...
- Slava, Yes?
- Yes, Yes, Yes!
- Oh, no!
- Oh, well done....
№ 34779   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 13:57
- What are you doing, stop!
- What do you want from me?! You see, it's not me, it's her! I can't not react! I am a living man!
- And you're dead!
№ 34363   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 13:41
- They're, like, 80, that is 60 years they lived together. And you can see see straight shows that they love each other.
- Love? Why do you think they never cheated? Maybe even why they lived so long and happily. Well because it changed. Can't that happen?
- No. It does not happen.
Why?
Because. Because I don't want to.
№ 34086   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 13:31
- We need a slogan to come up with a convincing "I will give you...". What can he give?
- Despite what had not.
- It does not have anything.
№ 33503   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 13:09
- We have a great starting position: PhD-therapist, now busy looking for an outlet. Pre-election program there, with the press not agreed on all seven days.
- Go.
- Of course...
- And the money?!
- Remain...
- Of course...
№ 33502   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 13:09
But take the question "Why?". When I tell her: "Come to me," she says, "Why?" - here explain what am I supposed to answer? After all, my home is not bowling, not cinema. If I say: "let us once or twice love, I'm gonna be okay, you can be, and then you can stay, but left." She just does not go, although well aware that we were going just for that. And I say: "Come to me, I have a wonderful collection of lute music of XVI century".
№ 33007   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 11:53
- Listen, why is it you can only change the wife or husband? Why not change, for example, children?
Is there?
- Well, imagine you were seen leaving a McDonald's with someone else's child, huh?
Or have you found a child in the pocket of the designer of "LEGO". And you tell him "LEGO" did not buy...
- Or buy an unfamiliar child in the street.. ice cream. Nothing serious, spiritual impulse. But your kids noticed.
- Yes, and your child asks you this: "So, daddy! You know him, huh?"
- And you're like, "Oh, just buy ice cream, honestly..."
"Yes? And that this time you he just bought ice cream, huh?"
- "What's wrong with that? Fuck you, boy! Well I'm telling you, I... I've never seen him, look at him! Fuck you, boy!!!"
- "Even better! The first time sees the man, and immediately his ice cream! I, by the way, ice cream for years don't see!"
Yes... And all; and in the morning - the closets are empty, no toys, and a note: "goodbye. Kindergarten mom will pick us! Buu..."
№ 33006   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 11:53
- I already apologized.
- Sasha, well, you're a moron and an ass, but it changes?
№ 32892   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 11:48