Character: Thank. Page 1

- Therefore, his principle is "Not to lend to close friends".
- That is, it turns out, a stranger he would have given.
- Well, Thank.
- What Slav? It turns out that he is with you so long ago and close friends, that already do not give. That is, loves you fuck you fuck.

- Slava, well, she's a young girl, she wants to have fun... Well, remember yourself at her age. - So I remembered, and was horrified...

- And my mother always, when calling, asks: "Son, how are you?". I said, "Okay". She's like, "are you Sure?" I said, "Yes." "Maybe there's some sort of problem?". I said, "no, mom, everything's fine." And then she said to me: "I see. Some of you have become distant, non-native". Offended that I'm fine.
- Well, fall ill, catch cold. Is it that hard to make mom happy?

- First kiss, long, minutes twenty. Because you need, well, somehow, to gain a foothold on the beachhead, well, to fix that you already can...
- Sorry, language?
- In the tenth grade with the language? Crazy? This debauchery.
What are you some lips for twenty minutes doing?

- Are required. There is going to all the generals of the district.
- I think so. Get to the part on all fours, take time and quietly speak. Look, from the air, we cover the moral gulls. Ah! Ah!
I always liked witty men.
Yeah, me too. I mean, I mean... don't laugh...

- Where are the Cossacks?
- Rode Slav. Two hundred years ago they moved here from the don, so they keep the city, Chapel or Capelnic, whatever his name is.
- Listen. but a sword does it hurt? Yes? Then there. Once and for all...
- Come on, I'm sure they are civilized people. Or not?
- Someone who, as you moosie, they death will come up with a Stra-a-achou! Lutu-Yu!
- Listen, can we speak?
- Excluded is ten percent of the electorate. You. Quietly, there on the pier, the police on duty. Probably...
- Yeah, we still beat clubs...

- A good song.
- Only not for us.
- Come on, who is there in the province would listen.
- Do not play with the goats... I do not choose... elections, elections, candidates - ***s!
- Sasha, what is it?
- Well, sing the same about the election...
- Tell please, and whether this last phrase, take and throw away? Yes?
- Yes you che, for the sake of it all and write!
- Here's a song. Well done. Super. Sasha, a good song picked up...
- Realized. In Yaroslavl uh ... get rid!

- Ani, you Sasha probably told where we're going.
I did, but I forgot. But, I have a W recorded.
- Well, look. Anh, are you stupid?
- I can't right now. You know, if you at five in the morning woke to? I mean, the phone woke up...
- So, I think so "on the phone" "shook"...

I have read, heard, told, love, people experience not only happiness. So I feel not only happiness. I do not feel, except for happiness. Maybe it is.. love.

- Must be a woman some mystery.
- Sasha should be in the puzzle any woman.

- Young man, don't you think brandy cheerless. You could us something to drink paradeta.
And Pobediteley.
- With a hint that this OPA-OPA-OPA-OPA.

- A girl the same story: I got her number and everything, you can not call. The most important thing happened - you offered, she agreed. In General, already enough.
Well, I'm still not so!
- I too not always, but more and more often.
- This my friends, is old age.

A woman who laughs at your jokes - it's like that woman you can not bring to orgasm. You know that sooner or later there is a man who as a joke that she'll end up.

- Incidentally, we have on the stairs a woman, thirty-eight years, married.
For seventy years?
Thirty - eight years, Thank, you can go for anything.