Character: Brioni Selfly



Santa's the most caring person on Earth!
- Then why are you here and not him?
Quote Explanation: Arthur asked of his brother and father to help him deliver by mistake missed a gift, but they refused, citing the fact that "one child is unimportant"
№ 354150   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 17:18
Only children get to tear the wrapping!
- Brioni?
The tape guns! Used laser scissors. Now, standard packing.
- No time bows to tie!
On the bows there is always time!
Quote Explanation: Brijuni - elf, special gift packing. Fighting off the pack of lions she uses her tools and skills, packaging of the lions.
№ 353821   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:51
Wow, England!
- Maybe we are slightly pulled to the right, deer don't have enough. France. Bonjour, wale the boulangerie!
- And what in France they make the elephants?
- Elephants? Strayed from the herd, breed in ditches. Buenos Dias! Ola! Um... [see the herds of animals] of the Paris zoo.
- And this, you see, the lions!
- Well, I don't eat, I'm Santa. Down! Oh, okay, call the Keeper.
- How old are these maps? Atlantica!? The land of the cannibals!?
- Be careful with the cannibals.
Is not France, right?
Theoretically, it is North Africa, the Serengeti.
Quote Explanation: Grand-Santa fly around the old maps and got the wrong destination.
№ 353819   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:51
- You said that if there was any way to get there - you would go. So here he is, look! The old sleigh is great. they're... uh, whatever, they go very quickly, despite the fact that something is missing. And deer we have left. But if I'm sick again, I will use the bag.
- I'll wrap him.
We can help them.
Steve, if you would help us all succeed.
№ 353817   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:51
No one gets me unpackaged gift!
№ 353773   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:47
- They pursue electronic!
- There's no elektrotehni, wood and brass... Oh, dear, YOUR SLIPPER!
Quote Explanation: trying to get away from pursuing their missiles, attacked on the trail, inevitably left sneakers of Arthur (which was electronic lighting)
№ 353772   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:47