Cartoon: The secret service of Santa Claus (Arthur Christmas)



Santa's the most caring person on Earth!
- Then why are you here and not him?
Quote Explanation: Arthur asked of his brother and father to help him deliver by mistake missed a gift, but they refused, citing the fact that "one child is unimportant"
№ 354150   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 17:18
Only children get to tear the wrapping!
- Brioni?
The tape guns! Used laser scissors. Now, standard packing.
- No time bows to tie!
On the bows there is always time!
Quote Explanation: Brijuni - elf, special gift packing. Fighting off the pack of lions she uses her tools and skills, packaging of the lions.
№ 353821   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:51
Wow, England!
- Maybe we are slightly pulled to the right, deer don't have enough. France. Bonjour, wale the boulangerie!
- And what in France they make the elephants?
- Elephants? Strayed from the herd, breed in ditches. Buenos Dias! Ola! Um... [see the herds of animals] of the Paris zoo.
- And this, you see, the lions!
- Well, I don't eat, I'm Santa. Down! Oh, okay, call the Keeper.
- How old are these maps? Atlantica!? The land of the cannibals!?
- Be careful with the cannibals.
Is not France, right?
Theoretically, it is North Africa, the Serengeti.
Quote Explanation: Grand-Santa fly around the old maps and got the wrong destination.
№ 353819   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:51
He's going to have to break the packaging, the box and fourteen procrastination!
- It will be very noisy!
- We will Wake the baby and he will see Santa!
- In 1816-m Santa noticed it, too, began to persecute. He was forced into hiding! No Christmas for six years! And the elves alone!
Calm down people, now is not 1816-th. Captain, your "Ho-Ho" is equipped with super-modern IMS sensor connected to the missile program. Determine the location of the batteries and have cut the gift wrapping.
№ 353818   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:51
- You said that if there was any way to get there - you would go. So here he is, look! The old sleigh is great. they're... uh, whatever, they go very quickly, despite the fact that something is missing. And deer we have left. But if I'm sick again, I will use the bag.
- I'll wrap him.
We can help them.
Steve, if you would help us all succeed.
№ 353817   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:51
- What's that?
Card Santa Claus. We use it every Christmas for centuries. To say there is not your brother, but the world remained the same.
- What is this!?
I have no idea! The first time I see!
Is coming to town!
Here, you insolent, had built things! I remember the first time flew over Chicago...
Chicago wasn't on the map?
- Well, where are we? But see! No, it's Beijing. Well, as this hole is called? The-ro-n-that.
- Toronto is in Canada!
Santa always come through Canada. Nobody lives here, a quiet place.
Quote Explanation: Grand-Santa, the first time in 70 years after his resignation, went on the light. The world during this time changed radically.
№ 353815   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:51
Deer - noble and brave animals... that does not prevent them to be clubs with horns on his head!
№ 353776   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:47
The largest map in the world!
Quote Explanation: about the view of Earth from space
№ 353775   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:47
It's not dad. And not Steve. It's Santa! If the gift will be delivered by the deadline, it means that Santa came!
Quote Explanation: looking at the picture of the girl who by mistake of the secret service of Santa Claus has not got the gift
№ 353774   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:47
No one gets me unpackaged gift!
№ 353773   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:47
- They pursue electronic!
- There's no elektrotehni, wood and brass... Oh, dear, YOUR SLIPPER!
Quote Explanation: trying to get away from pursuing their missiles, attacked on the trail, inevitably left sneakers of Arthur (which was electronic lighting)
№ 353772   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:47
You're coming with me.
- I!? At the same time!? Over there!? Together with these!? No, no, no, no!
- I'm 136 years old, I can't manage alone, I need an elf.
- I can't fly the sleigh! I even a bike can't ride without the stabilizer!
№ 353759   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:46
Great-great-grandchildren of the original eight: Handsome, Horse, Dancer... uh, what are the others called?.. I don't remember already! B-b-Bambi!
Quote Explanation: Calling deer.
№ 353758   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:46
- Christmas turned into a show, and you're a postman with a spaceship!
- My ship delivers gifts at 1860 times the speed of sound!
- Christmas in 41 years, the Second World war, in my Arsenal only six reindeer and a drunken elf! I was shot, Arthur! Twelve hits! I lost three deer.
- And the elf survived?
- Fell out of the sleigh over lake Geneva, I never saw him again...
№ 353757   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:46
- The child in any case should not see Santa. This is the great mystery of Christmas.
- Well, even if you Wake up the small - toe with sand, DAB of whiskey in the mouth, one in the morning don't remember.
№ 353756   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:46