Character: Arthur (Arthur)

Santa's the most caring person on Earth!
- Then why are you here and not him?

Only children get to tear the wrapping!
- Brioni?
The tape guns! Used laser scissors. Now, standard packing.
- No time bows to tie!
On the bows there is always time!

Wow, England!
- Maybe we are slightly pulled to the right, deer don't have enough. France. Bonjour, wale the boulangerie!
- And what in France they make the elephants?
- Elephants? Strayed from the herd, breed in ditches. Buenos Dias! Ola! Um... [see the herds of animals] of the Paris zoo.
- And this, you see, the lions!
- Well, I don't eat, I'm Santa. Down! Oh, okay, call the Keeper.
- How old are these maps? Atlantica!? The land of the cannibals!?
- Be careful with the cannibals.
Is not France, right?
Theoretically, it is North Africa, the Serengeti.

- You said that if there was any way to get there - you would go. So here he is, look! The old sleigh is great. they're... uh, whatever, they go very quickly, despite the fact that something is missing. And deer we have left. But if I'm sick again, I will use the bag.
- I'll wrap him.
We can help them.
Steve, if you would help us all succeed.

- What's that?
Card Santa Claus. We use it every Christmas for centuries. To say there is not your brother, but the world remained the same.
- What is this!?
I have no idea! The first time I see!
Is coming to town!
Here, you insolent, had built things! I remember the first time flew over Chicago...
Chicago wasn't on the map?
- Well, where are we? But see! No, it's Beijing. Well, as this hole is called? The-ro-n-that.
- Toronto is in Canada!
Santa always come through Canada. Nobody lives here, a quiet place.

It's not dad. And not Steve. It's Santa! If the gift will be delivered by the deadline, it means that Santa came!

You're coming with me.
- I!? At the same time!? Over there!? Together with these!? No, no, no, no!
- I'm 136 years old, I can't manage alone, I need an elf.
- I can't fly the sleigh! I even a bike can't ride without the stabilizer!

- Christmas turned into a show, and you're a postman with a spaceship!
- My ship delivers gifts at 1860 times the speed of sound!
- Christmas in 41 years, the Second World war, in my Arsenal only six reindeer and a drunken elf! I was shot, Arthur! Twelve hits! I lost three deer.
- And the elf survived?
- Fell out of the sleigh over lake Geneva, I never saw him again...

- The child in any case should not see Santa. This is the great mystery of Christmas.
- Well, even if you Wake up the small - toe with sand, DAB of whiskey in the mouth, one in the morning don't remember.