Character: Grandsanta
Wow, England!
- Maybe we are slightly pulled to the right, deer don't have enough. France. Bonjour, wale the boulangerie!
- And what in France they make the elephants?
- Elephants? Strayed from the herd, breed in ditches. Buenos Dias! Ola! Um... [see the herds of animals] of the Paris zoo.
- And this, you see, the lions!
- Well, I don't eat, I'm Santa. Down! Oh, okay, call the Keeper.
- How old are these maps? Atlantica!? The land of the cannibals!?
- Be careful with the cannibals.
Is not France, right?
Theoretically, it is North Africa, the Serengeti.
Quote Explanation: Grand-Santa fly around the old maps and got the wrong destination.
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Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:51
- What's that?
Card Santa Claus. We use it every Christmas for centuries. To say there is not your brother, but the world remained the same.
- What is this!?
I have no idea! The first time I see!
Is coming to town!
Here, you insolent, had built things! I remember the first time flew over Chicago...
Chicago wasn't on the map?
- Well, where are we? But see! No, it's Beijing. Well, as this hole is called? The-ro-n-that.
- Toronto is in Canada!
Santa always come through Canada. Nobody lives here, a quiet place.
Quote Explanation: Grand-Santa, the first time in 70 years after his resignation, went on the light. The world during this time changed radically.
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Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:51
Deer - noble and brave animals... that does not prevent them to be clubs with horns on his head!
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Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:47
The largest map in the world!
Quote Explanation: about the view of Earth from space
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Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:47
- They pursue electronic!
- There's no elektrotehni, wood and brass... Oh, dear, YOUR SLIPPER!
Quote Explanation: trying to get away from pursuing their missiles, attacked on the trail, inevitably left sneakers of Arthur (which was electronic lighting)
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Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:47
You're coming with me.
- I!? At the same time!? Over there!? Together with these!? No, no, no, no!
- I'm 136 years old, I can't manage alone, I need an elf.
- I can't fly the sleigh! I even a bike can't ride without the stabilizer!
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Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:46
Great-great-grandchildren of the original eight: Handsome, Horse, Dancer... uh, what are the others called?.. I don't remember already! B-b-Bambi!
Quote Explanation: Calling deer.
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Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:46
- Christmas turned into a show, and you're a postman with a spaceship!
- My ship delivers gifts at 1860 times the speed of sound!
- Christmas in 41 years, the Second World war, in my Arsenal only six reindeer and a drunken elf! I was shot, Arthur! Twelve hits! I lost three deer.
- And the elf survived?
- Fell out of the sleigh over lake Geneva, I never saw him again...
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Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:46
- The child in any case should not see Santa. This is the great mystery of Christmas.
- Well, even if you Wake up the small - toe with sand, DAB of whiskey in the mouth, one in the morning don't remember.
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Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:46
Shut the door, Holy smoke! We're at the North pole!
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Viker 26-12-2018 / 16:46
