Character: Morgan Freeman



It's probably weird that I go nowhere with a stranger. So people grabbed and taken away in a dark van.
- I hate to say it...
- Umm?
Get in the van.
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- You just don't die.
- Okay.
- Without you I will die, and we both die, and it's such a loss!
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- You know, when drew told me that I was like an idiot, I don't repeatedly said...
- I do not consider you an idiot.
An idiot, Yes, terrible, it's true.
- No, no, not true.
- Do not think so only my parents and you.
- And the rest do not care!
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I thought the headquarters of the international counter-intelligence will be smarter.
Is a temporary office, so as not to attract attention.
- Well you though the poster would have hung a shower curtain there, blinds... what are our taxes?
- You do not pay for three years.
- You know that?..
№ 376673   Added MegaMozg 21-08-2019 / 00:15
Please, please, please, really need it, fuck you! I need it. Please fuck you.
№ 376672   Added MegaMozg 21-08-2019 / 00:14
- I have a pass, you forgive, but I'm a vegan.
- Morgan, you're not a vegan.
What? About the bacon?
- Bacon is meat!
№ 376671   Added MegaMozg 21-08-2019 / 00:13
- If you hurt her, I'll find your best friend, cut off his penis and force you to eat it.
- Oh! Clear.
I'll let you pick the spices, but you'll eat it.
- What's your name?
Morgan. Hi.
- Oh, Morgan, I drew. Morgan, you said you were an idiot?
№ 376670   Added MegaMozg 21-08-2019 / 00:12
Oh, my God, I killed! I killed him!
- Stop yelling!
Quote Explanation: Running down the street.
№ 376669   Added MegaMozg 21-08-2019 / 00:11
- We need to fly to Europe, where we try to kill?
- I want to die, not having been in Europe? Or go to Europe and die, already having been there?
- Why I only have two options!?
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A Call To The CIA.
- No, drew said not to trust anyone and he's probably right, because he's dead now.
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